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In Demotivational Poster


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Waldo finds YOU


TAGS: waldo soviet russia finds you punisher kevin nash
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Jake Eagle

WTF - September 28, 2009, 1:55 pm, #122408
I searched "soviet", "russia" and "waldo". I don't see anything remotely similar from any of the searches.
El Camaron - September 26, 2009, 7:55 pm, #121978
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA XD
:P - September 4, 2009, 11:23 am, #114981
and smashes your face in.
CANADA - August 28, 2009, 8:14 am, #112713
this one kinda already exists, different pic of the same guy doing a falcon punch on the punisher. same words
leeeblinga - August 28, 2009, 7:40 am, #112705
That is f***ing funny!
BongoBongo - August 28, 2009, 5:43 am, #112695
"punisher" was **** movie


STOP CLUBBING, BABY SEALS - Once again, punctuation makes all the difference ...


TAGS: stop clubbing baby seals punctuation
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Budog

Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:44 am, #241531
Would it be copyright infringement if I used that joke on someone? I'll have it back by Tuesday.
Budog - March 21, 2012, 3:09 am, #231760
No, I just found the picture...
patchu - March 18, 2012, 3:59 pm, #231598
Did you do the ph**oshop on this yourself? It's genius!
FSM - February 14, 2012, 4:22 pm, #229589
A baby seal walks into a club.
MrFurry - February 9, 2012, 7:11 am, #229178
clubin just got ***y
MrFurry - February 9, 2012, 7:11 am, #229177
clubin just got ***y
Budog - February 8, 2012, 2:06 pm, #229122
Thank you... 8)
motinet - February 8, 2012, 2:04 pm, #229121

Aaaaaan Budog takes the top spot on motifake. nicely done
forseti - February 7, 2012, 1:07 am, #229054
"innocent creatures, and whales"??? So whales are guilty? STOP BEING GENERALIZING! Some whales aren't guilty!
tellitlikeitis - February 6, 2012, 8:20 pm, #229032
Brillant... love it. Their such beautiful creatures. And a big thank to one man called Paul Watson who's mission in life is to save innocent creatures, and whales, etc.
BeNiceToMe - February 6, 2012, 11:55 am, #229010
please don't. st5p :)
forseti - February 6, 2012, 8:02 am, #229003
5 Canadian Clubs! 118360 :D


SUCCESS -




FASCISM - "When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross." - Sinclair Lewis 1835


TAGS: sarah palin flag fascist cross republican
Rating: 3.08/5

More motifakes by protocol6

culos - November 9, 2010, 7:27 am, #202015
"To err is human; to forgive is interplanetary"
Aplonis - November 9, 2010, 7:05 am, #202014
If Lewis is unsuitable, perhaps we should take our cues from a three-times divorced drug addict like Rush Limbaugh...
DaveGeek - November 2, 2010, 4:39 pm, #200746
Seriously though, the date is wrong. Hell it's attributing a quote to Sinclair Lewis 50 years before he was born.
DaveGeek - November 2, 2010, 4:37 pm, #200745
I love it when someone says Nazi=Socialist because they called themselves National Socialists. I guess North Korea is a democracy then as they call themselves a Democratic Peoples Republic. The Nazis killed communists and socialists and any other enemies.
DreMagnum - April 13, 2010, 7:38 pm, #171122
http://cdevers.posterous.com/when-fascism-comes-to-america-it-will-be-wrap stolen, or no?
Big_Teddy - November 16, 2009, 7:05 pm, #137053
Wrong century but the truth still stands
James Lowe - July 26, 2009, 10:08 pm, #100666
I believe it's Obama's head that should be there.... BOOO!!
Cheech - May 11, 2009, 8:43 pm, #79501
Nice ph**o chop, ***k.
Sam Dalton - April 17, 2009, 11:18 pm, #73754
She's too stupid to be fascist. Heck, she probably doesn't even know what the word means.
Christopher J Noel - March 26, 2009, 4:58 am, #68098
Fascism and Nazism are two distinct ideologies. Italy, and Vichy France were Fascist states, Germany was Nazi. The NSDAP was definitely not liberal socialist, Killahippy; you have a lot of reading to do.
Overlord Douchebag - November 5, 2008, 10:48 am, #33669
That guy had some big-ass ears.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 28, 2008, 12:30 am, #30956
killahippy, you might want to clean out your bong. I think the CIA replaced your pot and your frop with moose pubes and tundra moss. sigh. I almost miss Ross Perot.
KILLAHIPPY - October 28, 2008, 12:17 am, #30948
FACISM: When facism comes it will be wrapped in a red flag holding the ACLU law book. Oh wait, that is Obama's make shift flag, nevermind. Let's review, Nazi's were facist = Facist = National SOCIALIST PARTY = LIBERAL SOCIALIST. good day.
bipolar2 - October 27, 2008, 1:45 pm, #30738
the date is 1935. the attribution to Lewis is uncertain. Palin is exactly as described.
Sean - October 25, 2008, 8:32 pm, #30417
I see what yer doin' thar ... but Tom is unintentionally hilarious. Let's let him go on some more. Ga 'head, Tom, ga 'head.
Devro - October 25, 2008, 7:30 pm, #30414
Yeah. A logical fallacy for sure. Toms obviously a f***ing idiot so "everything he says should be ignored".
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 25, 2008, 2:06 pm, #30377
Isn't that an ad hominem attack?
Tom Graham - October 25, 2008, 11:20 am, #30366
Coming from a twice divorced alcholoic, I'd say what Lewis says totally misses the mark and doesn't apply here.


FINALS WEEK -


TAGS: finals sleep deprivation
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Airman

nicholsjoshua15 - March 2, 2013, 9:20 pm, #243991
The librarian walks over to her, sticks his finger in her. She screams, slaps him, and runs away. The librarian yells "She's still alive!"
autumnspirit - December 17, 2010, 12:05 pm, #207347
Added to faves! lol 5 Naps!
guyfox - December 15, 2010, 8:23 pm, #207071
oh how true
Donkasaurus - December 15, 2010, 7:04 pm, #207066
#1 - yes it is 5L! #2 I love leggings...5L!


THE HOT CRAZY SCALE - A girl is allowed to be crazy, as long as she is equally hot


TAGS: how i met your mother barney stinson h** crazy scale
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by olivia

76 - July 18, 2009, 9:57 pm, #96979
Plus script.
rerun - February 14, 2009, 11:43 am, #59618

Ummm, I think they call it "Acting"...
Scorpio7 - February 14, 2009, 11:26 am, #59607
How the Hell would Neil Patrick Harris know? He's been in a committed g** relationship with stage and screen actor David Burtka, since 2004.


CLINT EASTWOOD - The Boogie Man may check his closet for Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Clint Eastwood.


TAGS: clint eastwood chuck norris badass
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Dagger323

manos - February 4, 2014, 6:42 am, #252663
how effin true! if you hadnt made this poster i would. eastwood is a leage of his own
Valymar - December 26, 2012, 10:09 pm, #241928
Arrrr, I love Clint Eastwood. Thanks for this. :)
Dagger323 - October 21, 2011, 12:26 am, #225229
Thank you x 6 XD
Tarapin - September 25, 2011, 4:46 pm, #224543
And Clint checks his lawn for "d*** Kids"
Dagger323 - September 24, 2011, 5:51 am, #224527
Glad you enjoyed it :D
ladystarscream - September 24, 2011, 2:38 am, #224525
i like this one!!!
ICEMAN - September 23, 2011, 1:47 am, #224505
Nice x 5.


NICE TRY - You thought you could escape from the kitchen didn't you?


TAGS: sammiches not being made wtf
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Togekiss

blesic - September 20, 2014, 12:06 pm, #256776
Very funny.
maoworks2 - November 28, 2011, 10:07 am, #226225
Get THE Chain For The Bed


CREEPERS - No-one is safe!




AWESOME - No matter what you do, you will never be as awesome as Bat-Vader


TAGS: bat vader friggin awesome eh
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Kspace

Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 12:50 pm, #250108
Cracktastic!
falloutghoul - April 17, 2012, 7:12 pm, #233491
Naaa Naaa Naaa, Naa Na-Naaa Naa Na-Naaa...


MIND READER - ...how does he know, how does he KNOW?!?!?


TAGS: mindreading prediction
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by SRD

tomyironmane - July 24, 2013, 3:41 pm, #248033
YOU! YOU! SWEET JESUS H. ***DANCING CHRIST! YOU! NOT "U!" AARGH!
shamurai69 - June 29, 2012, 6:06 am, #236764
Ha!


THE CAVE OF KYRE BANORG -


TAGS: holy grail sharp pointy teeth
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Airman

natsumerio - January 14, 2012, 3:47 pm, #227583
Hilarious pic, but too bad that some HUMAN actually THREW a DEAD rabbit at Mr kitty cat. What, you think that that human just took that picture at just the right time by ACCIDENT?
MetalliTool - November 10, 2011, 10:51 pm, #225706
With big pointy teeth!


EPIC FAILURE - I hope you lost a bet. And even then, YOU DON'T BET INK!


TAGS: owned fail ink tattoo tatoo my little pony wolverine
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

bill - October 19, 2009, 4:09 pm, #127988
lol, tatoo removal is advirtised at the side of my comp
RushReference - June 9, 2009, 2:45 pm, #85485
The best part about ink is that you get to live with your genius moments for the rest of your life...


GINGER KIDS - When will they find a cure?




THAT WAS CLOSE - she almost dropped the phone


TAGS: bad parenting
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Airman

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 27, 2013, 2:14 pm, #246051
Meanwhile, elsewhere, child protective services is giving a parent the third degree for telling their chid to sit in the corner.
DonnieBluesky - January 29, 2013, 5:26 pm, #242916
Censored, huh? Whatta beech!
DonnieBluesky - January 29, 2013, 5:26 pm, #242915
Whatta b****!
buggy - December 24, 2012, 1:11 am, #241809
Selfish....
ughomer - October 9, 2012, 7:40 pm, #239864
One of your best!
JesusWept - October 7, 2012, 1:25 pm, #239832
Well, she's blonde XD
RONHUSTLEMAN - October 4, 2012, 9:23 am, #239727
Hilarious!!!
WTFO - September 30, 2012, 11:47 pm, #239592
Are you kidding???!!! Honestly, leopard print is so 1990s.
Krissie - September 30, 2012, 2:57 am, #239560
Seriously?? wow...stupid woman
Bolverk3778 - September 15, 2012, 5:46 pm, #239177
For God's sake (and the child's) Get a hands free headset woman!!
voodoo3535 - September 14, 2012, 3:22 pm, #239157
Yeeeccch


UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS FA-18 FIGHTER - Awesome has a new flavor.


TAGS: united states marine corps fighter jet awesome flavor
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

Zed - November 23, 2009, 6:31 pm, #139137
5 lions, Todd, 5 lions.
Ed-Hyde - November 23, 2009, 2:05 pm, #139090
EPIC!!! Forwarding this to all hands at the air station.


THAT WORD - I do not think it means what you think it means


TAGS: inigo montoya word think means princess bride mandy patinkin
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by DScottHewitt

Claire - December 13, 2009, 6:24 pm, #145359
I always make good points lol. I thought I had confused Inigo's lines or something.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 6:01 pm, #145358
Claire makes a good point.
Claire - December 13, 2009, 5:53 pm, #145356
OHHH inconceivable. Then you shoulda had a picture of the other guy. Don't confuse me like that.
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2009, 5:29 pm, #145339
You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm, #145336
d*** you GS!...You killed my father! Prepare to die!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm, #145335
Inconceivable!
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm, #145334
Inconceivable
Claire - December 13, 2009, 5:16 pm, #145333
What word? Inigo Montoya?


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Dance breaks YOU!


TAGS: holy crap not another internet meme
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

agdaniele - May 15, 2010, 1:06 pm, #176082
If you can't do a "Soviet Russia" poster to this quality, please don't try.
Arnaldo - November 16, 2009, 10:04 am, #136949
Perfect reversal
LogicDude - July 20, 2009, 8:44 am, #97379
I've tried to get away from overused memes but this one just screamed out "Da!"...
agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 10:15 pm, #96988
GTFO! You managed to make an "in soviet russia" poster that kills! LD... what can I say? Excellent!!!
BoneCD - July 18, 2009, 10:07 pm, #96984
5 Poodler LD
Woody - July 18, 2009, 3:43 pm, #96920
Ok.... you got me, why in the hell are you putting this **** on here??


UNDERSTANDING WOMEN - Volume One


TAGS: women understanding volume one
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

Swampfox - February 7, 2014, 5:15 am, #252738
I was enjoying the show...
Sho - February 6, 2014, 2:36 am, #252713
XD
lgvernon - February 5, 2014, 9:23 pm, #252693

Thanks for commenting on this, Steve; I missed it. This problem has been solved.
steve1961 - February 5, 2014, 8:12 pm, #252688
Who rants over a 2-3 year old poster? Call me ***ist but when are trolls female? And with a name like whatevergirl, shouldn't she be more like 'whatever?' and less psycho-lizzie-borden?
manos - February 5, 2014, 6:02 pm, #252687
what's up little biatch? were you b***hurt? any mature woman would laugh with this...
Swampfox - December 12, 2013, 3:34 pm, #251511
...or a tampon?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2013, 12:18 pm, #251509
Oh sweety, who hurt you? Can we get you a tissue? Or a midol?
GaryO - December 12, 2013, 8:58 am, #251508
Beggin’ strip?
thatonechick - December 12, 2013, 8:52 am, #251507
We'll see. :)
thatonechick - December 12, 2013, 8:51 am, #251506
Listen here, wench, I think we all agree that you don't wanna be here and we don't want you here. Why don't you go away while the grownups talk? Come back when you grow a sense of humor.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2013, 8:14 am, #251505
Lots of people these days, the site has changed a lot. But it's good to see you back, I hope you stick around.
Greeny - December 12, 2013, 5:40 am, #251504
Your hair looks nice
whatevergirl - December 12, 2013, 3:57 am, #251503
To the two faggots that replied to me and to anyone else who replies to me. I will still be right no matter what you say, You leaving areply (no matter what it says) means you agree with me, You're not worth anything to anyone, And you all need to die.
thatonechick - December 11, 2013, 11:23 pm, #251501
Who else gets on Motifake and tells people to calm down?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 11, 2013, 8:02 pm, #251498
Hey you...If that's you. How have you been?
thatonechick - December 11, 2013, 6:58 pm, #251497
Calm down, yo. It's not that bad
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 11, 2013, 6:48 pm, #251496
LMAO!
spacedog - December 11, 2013, 5:52 pm, #251495
See you in another 28 days.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:45 pm, #251494
And don't bother leaving a reply to me, Because I won't bother to read it. I'll still be right and you'll still be wrong. And that's the truth.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:43 pm, #251493
Retarded good for nothing guy as usual. You only think that because you don't think at all.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:41 pm, #251492
We're not. Guys are and they always will be, and you just proved that. So, f*** off, get cancer and die (Just like all guys should) I'm right.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:41 pm, #251491
Which makes them stupid. And doing douchebag **** like this to females, Just proves my point.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:40 pm, #251490
Again, You're Retarded. just like every guy.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:39 pm, #251489
Says the guy who'll never get ***. :P
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:39 pm, #251488
Retarded good for nothing guy as usual. You only think because you don't think at all.
Swampfox - December 4, 2013, 4:57 am, #251363
If girls weren't such dingbats ...
rerun - December 3, 2013, 8:04 pm, #251357

guys aren't stupid, we just tend to think with the wrong head
whatevergirl - December 2, 2013, 9:17 pm, #251351
Only retards think this is funny. It's not our fault that guys are stupid.
rasicar - May 20, 2011, 5:36 pm, #218821
That's Cliff's Notes...
longnose - May 19, 2011, 8:30 am, #218749
LOL!!!!! nice one
steph1 - May 17, 2011, 5:05 am, #218650
this looks like the small print edition - the complete set is 36 volumes - good luck


SIX-PACK ABS -


TAGS: working men exercise plan humor
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

dy2012 - July 8, 2013, 2:27 am, #247497
Six-Pack Lions!
lgvernon - June 29, 2013, 11:39 pm, #247154

Oh, yes. Lived and worked on the border for many years.
EmilioDumphque - June 29, 2013, 11:22 pm, #247153
Have you ever shaken the hand of a Mexican worker? It's like shaking hands with a stone!
lgvernon - June 29, 2013, 7:40 pm, #247143

Thanks, Mao! Of course, my over-active imagination pictured these two leaning onto an ELECTRIC fence~~(BG)
Reality Lord - June 29, 2013, 4:45 pm, #247136

Lol
maoworks2 - June 29, 2013, 2:18 pm, #247134
This One Is Good, I Gotta Try That LOL.


RULE #4 -


TAGS: daughter dating father rules
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Bruzilla

thevoiceofpie - March 25, 2013, 10:22 pm, #244663
the notches in the chokes is a Browning thing, so i`d guess its a Browning...
dragonjimm - May 11, 2012, 8:19 pm, #234495
note the chokes in the end. denotes a quality sporting gun.the guy probably shoots skeet, so running wont help.
GaryO - May 11, 2012, 9:24 am, #234477
I agree, spy, but if the ol’ man is anything like I was, he’s got his foot on the lad’s neck, giving it the appearance of a side by side. Either way, it’s a convincing tool. 5L for the memories, Bruzilla. Cheers.
spypengen - May 11, 2012, 8:25 am, #234476
side by side configuration looks better than the over under configuration above but 5L anyway
SteveFurlong - May 10, 2012, 8:17 pm, #234466
5L for wholehearted approval. I have a pretty daughter. And a 12 gauge.


FACEPALM -


TAGS: diving board pool
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Bull

Jenna3220 - June 4, 2012, 7:27 pm, #235807
OUCH! Painful to look at, but hilarious at the same time!
CaptainBaked - March 29, 2011, 6:15 pm, #215485
BUHAHAHAHA!!


GOOD DAD -


TAGS: boyfriend daughter interogation heart to heart talk
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - March 19, 2013, 4:41 pm, #244464

whoa....haven't chcked on this poster in a year. over 200 shares....lots and lots of proud fathers downloading this one :)
Reality Lord - May 10, 2012, 5:36 pm, #234456

look for a pm from me.
jrmcgrath73 - May 9, 2012, 12:35 am, #234399
WHERE can I buy this poster?? I really would like to know if anyone can let me know please.. J
Budog - December 4, 2011, 7:50 am, #226367
LMFAO! So true, Daddy has guns, guns and Brothers. The little **** doesn't stand a chance! 5L
Wytch - August 10, 2011, 3:48 am, #222825
As many Lions as I have Daughters. 5 sir.
bangoskank - October 4, 2010, 1:42 pm, #196722
i have 3 daughters and u get 5Ls
5150monkeylove - September 3, 2010, 2:36 am, #192082
My whole family loves this!
Faceplant31 - August 23, 2010, 6:35 pm, #190545
FUKING SPECTACULAR! 5L
spacedog - August 21, 2010, 7:54 pm, #190311
Amsome!
Sho - August 21, 2010, 11:36 am, #190273
Looks like Ghost knows what he's doing XD


Demotivation -




DR. SHELDON COOPER -




IT'S COMPLICATED - I now understand that Facebook status option.


TAGS: complicated love cheating facebook
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by HallieMarie

HallieMarie - February 6, 2012, 8:37 pm, #229033
Lol, True, it looks like they are!!
TrueGrave - February 6, 2012, 5:47 pm, #229026
Are they watching paint dry?
BeNiceToMe - February 6, 2012, 3:21 pm, #229020
threesome's up :)


REDNECK MURDERS - Usually go unsolved because 1. There are no dental records 2. All the DNA matches


TAGS: redneck no teeth matching dna
Rating: 4.05/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

nicholsjoshua15 - May 1, 2013, 9:31 pm, #245468
Rednecks? These look like Walkers.
Silverheart - December 23, 2012, 1:54 am, #241766
Are you be saying that I'm am using improper english? Eh, I never really had very good grammar, I'll admit. But I don't see the fault in this one. Please elaborate RD.
Rudedog - December 23, 2012, 12:26 am, #241762
Funny, work on sentence structure


MARRIED LIFE - I don't know about you, but I'm tearin' up a little


TAGS: another inspirational story
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Airman

booger13 - March 29, 2010, 4:16 pm, #167837
*cries in joy* *sniffle* why cant i find a woman like that :( Wingman , u are lucky , sir. . . i salute u
The Goat - February 10, 2010, 8:39 pm, #157290
I agree - a classic 5L Of course there are worse fates in this world than a lifetime of boinking a gorgeous blonde like the guy in the ph**o!
rerun - February 10, 2010, 7:47 pm, #157240

destined to be a classic 5L
R.S.Jake - February 10, 2010, 6:43 pm, #157230
I love my Poochie Poo! Honey, beer me! OUCH!
GreyScorpion - February 10, 2010, 6:37 pm, #157224
Airman, FTW!!!! 5L+


PROOF THAT SATAN IS A GINGER - Need I say it more clearly?


TAGS: satan ginger evil
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Brawler

holymoly - March 1, 2012, 1:21 pm, #230431
steve buscemi eyes... you can find them pasted over a wide variety of stars and characters. very funny


JEWERINE - Will bring peace to the Middle East


TAGS: x men jew jewish funny mutant wolverine
Rating: 2.52/5

More motifakes by CoryBantic23

MO - May 9, 2009, 5:47 pm, #79062
3rd cousin of GI Jew. The greatest American hebrew!
motifake - May 4, 2009, 10:19 pm, #77731

LMAO!!!! 5 lions!


HANG IN THERE I SAID!!!!! - Does This Motivate You Yet




TRANQUILIZER DARTS - When time outs aren't doing the trick.


TAGS: kids children sleeping
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by heathentod

pzykosiz - October 18, 2010, 1:11 am, #198761
isn't Elmo nice, he's about to draw a picture on her back
GeorgiZhukov - October 18, 2010, 1:10 am, #198759
Looks like my daughter after Christmas. This is 5 defiantly.
Budog - October 18, 2010, 12:55 am, #198758
I could of used some of those last night for my Granddaughter...
Mr. Shiny - October 12, 2010, 7:12 pm, #198003
lol 5 darts!
Chef - May 13, 2010, 6:43 pm, #175908
Awesome! 5Ls... is elmo taking the dart out or pushing it in?
MO - May 13, 2010, 9:16 am, #175845
apporves.....that's french for really amsome!
MO - May 13, 2010, 8:55 am, #175844
Now this is some funny stuff!! Elmo apporves!!


MARS ROVER'S FIRST PICTURE - I guess we should have known.


TAGS: marvin mars rover
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

MissPriss - August 6, 2012, 7:18 pm, #238146
I saw this in the approval line up and hoped the mods did just that. Laughed so hard cuz only the government could spend so much money for an epic ph**obomb!


Kiddie Creativity -


TAGS: kids self expression or brattiness order chaos nathanael west
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

crankyhead - October 3, 2013, 7:27 pm, #250212
Your po5ter is delicious.


MONDAY - Has Been Cancelled Due To A Lack Of Interest.


TAGS: monday business work job office
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Airstreamphoto

5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 11:30 am, #226504
Of course you get a 5 from me. Good job!
mariand - November 27, 2011, 10:42 am, #226204
cool... I guess we're talking about work
maoworks2 - November 27, 2011, 10:11 am, #226198
Mite Has Well Do The Rest Of The Week Too


FINALLY - A book about understanding women


TAGS: book of understanding women
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by house

Titanpb - July 3, 2011, 8:40 pm, #220930
this has been done http://www.motifake.com/134859
Sho - June 21, 2011, 6:03 pm, #220377
'making sense' mess up their argument***. d*** English fail
Sho - June 21, 2011, 6:02 pm, #220376
Don't bother. Women don't let simple things such as 'sense' messing up their argument. They always win
Cyberhagen - June 21, 2011, 1:03 pm, #220350
I thought it was the US tax code..
Verdeckt - June 21, 2011, 4:26 am, #220340
isn't that just like a woman to point out our short comings.... Stupid evidence :)
DonPandon - June 21, 2011, 1:47 am, #220336
so... why do we botter? X_x aaaa!!! I want to understand!!
DonPandon - June 21, 2011, 1:46 am, #220335
we won't because they dont want to be understood in the first place =P
steph1 - June 20, 2011, 6:58 am, #220296
no matter how many times you guys try (#134859) .....you'll never understand
Verdeckt - June 20, 2011, 6:42 am, #220291
*of
Verdeckt - June 20, 2011, 2:54 am, #220288
That IS the table if contents
Greeny - June 19, 2011, 9:13 pm, #220282
...even the table of contents is messed up
Reality Lord - June 19, 2011, 8:36 pm, #220280

...and all the pages are blank.


TWO ANGRY CAMELS IN A TINY CAR -


TAGS: two angry camels in a tiny car your argument is invalid
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by Hjernespreng

forseti - April 3, 2010, 6:35 pm, #169239
TTH, we all only don't get it... It's funny as hell! - 5 Liars to myself
BoneCD - April 3, 2010, 6:33 pm, #169238
it's over rated at 2L
TheTrashHeap - April 3, 2010, 6:31 pm, #169236
What do you expect from a guy who made this poster BoneCD?


THE 90S - You didn't need to tell kids not to try this shit at home. They weren't complete retards back then.


TAGS: looney tunes is the uncontested king
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by MrBlack

forseti - April 6, 2010, 5:49 am, #169949
But I for myself only didn't imitate these actions because they were made by professional stuntanimals!
agdaniele - April 6, 2010, 12:43 am, #169944
No, you're not dead.... and only because of those giant springs you tied to your feet!
pieman - April 6, 2010, 12:37 am, #169943
d*** it Aggy. Quit giving away my secrets. That umbrella was pretty sturdy looking, and I'm not dead yet.
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 10:28 pm, #169924
Any kid or parent who requires a warning before this cartoon has a child that... let's face it... was going to die from stupidity anyhow... probably from leaping off a building Mary Poppins style.
Claire - April 5, 2010, 10:27 pm, #169923
I was being facetious.
MrBlack - April 5, 2010, 10:23 pm, #169922
I'm aware of that fact; my mother watched reruns of it when she was a child.
Claire - April 5, 2010, 10:08 pm, #169920
Actually, it's BECAUSE of us that we need those warnings. (Psst.. that cartoon was around well before the nineties..)


CAFFEINE - There's nothing like that twelfth cup of coffee in the morning


TAGS: caffeine addict coffee
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by vilnius

CloudchaserS - January 15, 2013, 5:22 am, #242475
I do have to dissolve them in water sweetened with honey, otherwise they have a bitter peppermint like taste.
Silverheart - January 14, 2013, 7:16 pm, #242460
Caffeine pills don't taste that good. Maybe if they made coffee flavored chewables... I'd OD.
PapaFox - January 14, 2013, 6:43 am, #242450
Coffee - my favorite food group. :)
CloudchaserS - January 14, 2013, 12:06 am, #242447
I don't even do coffee. I just take caffeine pills
Silverheart - January 13, 2013, 10:52 pm, #242444
But it's usually the tenth cup that make the shakes go away... Great poster, 5 highly caffeinated Lions


IF WORLD WAR ONE WAS A BAR FIGHT -


TAGS: posted on the net in august 2010 credited to nico as far as i can search back clever a***ogy
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by flint

wulflyng - April 10, 2013, 3:15 pm, #245012
And that's why Canada doesn't drink.
agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 12:54 am, #201997
You should drink. Taking this way too seriously.
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am, #201996
It's like an individual who doesn't give a crap when his friend harms someone but whem that someone comes for revenge, suddenly it's "Oh no, you can't do that"
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am, #201995
I'm probably taking this too seriously, but I never could understand why countries got into it on Serbia's side knowing full well that Serbia murdered Austria's crown prince, his wife and their unborn child.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:21 pm, #201935
LOL! WW2 would read about the same... adding the japanese out in the bar parking lot, keying the americans' cars.
pzykosiz - November 8, 2010, 5:09 pm, #201888
very nice. 5L's
5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 3:57 pm, #201881
This is absolute gold! 5 smashed bottles! I laughed so hard through the whole thing, tears were coming out. May WW2 be just as good. Added to favs as well.
hootizz - November 8, 2010, 3:50 pm, #201878
Man, this is the best.., love it..!! can not wait to read the WW2 version...
slumstyle - November 8, 2010, 3:43 pm, #201876
haha nice! Now try ww2 =P


GETTING OLD - I remember the words to every song from the 80's, but I forgot why I came into this room.


TAGS: aging sucks
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by WTFO

SteveFurlong - August 26, 2012, 11:51 am, #238708
I was going to make a pithy comment, but by the time the page loaded I forgot what I was going to say.
WTFO - August 13, 2012, 1:18 am, #238360
My first LP was Twisted Sister's Stay Hungry. Still can sing along to every song.
CloudchaserS - August 5, 2012, 11:37 am, #238092
Don't Stop Believin' was the first song from the 80's that I memorized (I was 9 when the album came out, it was my first LP)
GaryO - August 5, 2012, 11:21 am, #238089
Hey now, the Lassie song made me melancholy when I was a kid (no play on words here)…that heart breaking whistling at the beginning of e-v-e-r-y fricking episode….think I’ll have soup for breakfast this morn…Campbell’s soup
rerun - August 5, 2012, 11:11 am, #238088

Jeez.....I gotta tell you everything? The dog is Lassie
GaryO - August 5, 2012, 11:07 am, #238087
Bingo!…….huh, ‘bingo’ reminds of a song, but can’t recall that d*** dog’s name for the life of me.


PIG -


TAGS: pig define plant bacon
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Ism

thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 19, 2013, 8:00 pm, #244477
Mmmm, bacon plants.


THE LION KING - True story.




HERO -


TAGS: hero marine no regret respect
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - December 12, 2011, 7:09 pm, #226549

not sure but i recently watched a nightline episode and it may be the marine they featured. the guy's name was dale beatty. i've googled and it does look alot like him.
Reality Lord - December 5, 2011, 12:16 am, #226388

i seriously doubt the marine is even aware of this poster.
Reality Lord - December 5, 2011, 12:15 am, #226387

check your personal messages for the "how to..."
knots1987 - December 4, 2011, 7:47 pm, #226379
how can i order thiese prints for my patients?
Reality Lord - May 27, 2011, 5:56 pm, #219266

i'm the creator dude....contact me here through pm's
rerun - May 27, 2011, 5:19 pm, #219262

just copy it to your PC, print & use.
Donkasaurus - December 9, 2010, 6:22 pm, #206138
This poster makes me want to cry. My best friend Adam was killed in Afghanistan on the 4th and he was sposed to be coming home the 22nd to spend Christmas with his newborn son...a poster that can do that = 5L. n1 Reality Lord
politician2u - December 8, 2010, 11:01 pm, #206115
can someone identify this Marine? Please? My company wants to meet him and possibly present him with something.
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 8:26 pm, #195528
This poster is great... but you are a very inconsiderate lover.
Reality Lord - September 25, 2010, 7:39 pm, #195526

wow...really touched by the comments. ag is right...score is nothing compared to what people say.
deadluvva - September 25, 2010, 8:36 am, #195457
Man oh man this one rocked me.............
Faceplant31 - September 24, 2010, 11:34 am, #195345
5L
GySgt1811 - September 24, 2010, 10:23 am, #195337
(Silent. With an ache in my heart, and more pride than is proper to admit to.)
jameswnash - September 23, 2010, 8:41 pm, #195206
HOORAH
CleverUserName - September 23, 2010, 7:35 pm, #195190
Excellent. 5L's.
tellitlikeitis - September 23, 2010, 7:29 pm, #195188
True patriot, excellent one RL.


Stupid Is As Stupid Does -


TAGS: safety chainsaw wrong injuries stupidity
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - October 20, 2013, 1:34 am, #250505
Teehee...thanks for the comment.
EnkryptedSpirit - October 18, 2013, 5:00 pm, #250486
"half the man he used to be"
MissPriss - June 20, 2013, 12:10 am, #246833
Thanks guys for all the comments and gut giggle replies!
Brawler - June 19, 2013, 3:24 pm, #246812
Social darwinism works.. :D
JesusWept - June 19, 2013, 4:15 am, #246794
Natural selection at it's finest! 5 vasectomies.
GaryO - June 15, 2013, 11:06 am, #246622
chain chain chain….chain of fools
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2013, 10:02 am, #246621
If the bar is locked he'll be fine. But it's still a dumbass way to start a saw.
RetiredUSNChief - June 14, 2013, 11:24 pm, #246617
Yes, he does. But he's also doing a bang-up job of removing stupidity from the gene pool...


DISAPPOINTMENT - Allah told them the truth, but not the whole truth.


TAGS: 72 virgins family guy allah disappointment
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by pitbull

WTFO - December 2, 2009, 12:11 am, #141615
Nice. 5L.


WIPES A TEAR AWAY -


TAGS: fairy tale happy ending
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Airman

TheOne - May 25, 2011, 7:01 pm, #219146
Says the man who I think to believe has his own personal messages.


GINGER IS NOT A HAIR COLOUR - IT'S A LIFESTYLE!!!!!


TAGS: ginger hair colour life style
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by samjackson

samjackson - September 8, 2012, 12:29 pm, #239026
gotta love him for basically saying f*** you to the haters x x x
Phoesmal - February 24, 2012, 3:05 am, #230058
ginger bush :D
maoworks2 - February 22, 2012, 9:28 am, #229976
wow 1971


HYSTERECTOMY -


TAGS: look for the silver lining in everything
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by rerun

spacedog - May 3, 2013, 6:32 pm, #245508
HA! Old school sandbox or new fangled ballpit?
Reality Lord - September 12, 2010, 8:37 pm, #193435

lol


Sink Fixed -


TAGS: finally got the sink fixed
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Ism

maoworks2 - June 14, 2013, 7:37 am, #246601
Now That's What I'm Talking About !
Silverheart - June 13, 2013, 4:51 pm, #246590
Installed the Jesus Filtration Unit5?


DADD - nuff said


TAGS: dadd dad s against daughters dating
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by slurzup

slurzup - December 9, 2011, 6:13 pm, #226487
sorry to hear!
Zcorrecttheory - October 10, 2011, 9:21 pm, #224911
D: I want my dad to join.


YODA THE PUG - Pooped in your shoe I have ...


TAGS: pug yoda pooped in shoes
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by Budog

tatespa - February 28, 2012, 2:35 pm, #230291
Oh man I love that!!!!
carebear - February 27, 2012, 10:55 am, #230213
(carebear BANNED)


HOW TO ENJOY A FINE WINE - 1) Open the bottle to allow it to breathe. 2) If it does not look like it's breathing, give it mouth to mouth.




CURBS - They can be treacherous ;)


TAGS: criminal fail
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by PapaFox

fascistfrenchman - February 16, 2014, 1:01 pm, #252998
Please do not spread the compost to make the weeds grow. This article is an internet fake that has been debunked for years.
Swampfox - December 5, 2012, 1:58 pm, #241221
Never let the facts get in the way of a good story...
MPsniper - November 22, 2012, 7:54 am, #240839
http://www.snopes.com/politics/military/stabbedmarine.asp
ughomer - November 22, 2012, 5:50 am, #240838
Gud 1, Papa. 5L
EmilioDumphque - November 22, 2012, 1:37 am, #240835
...and the marine got an "extra pocket".
MissPriss - November 22, 2012, 12:43 am, #240833
God Bless the men and women of the military now that's serving your country tee hee
Iconoclast - November 21, 2012, 11:02 pm, #240831
He's lucky he didn't accidentally fall on his knife and get seriously injured.


GENETICALLY MODIFIED GOODNESS - The Big "M"


TAGS: hands down winner
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by ughomer

maoworks2 - October 22, 2012, 5:12 pm, #240110
I Worked At A PLaces Next Door To One What A Smell .


YOUR MISSION - Should you choose to accept it


TAGS: mission impossible mind f***
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Kspace

Nighthorder - February 7, 2012, 12:52 am, #229052
Thank god for my friends XD and their insane willingness to do whatever
Amren - July 30, 2011, 12:50 pm, #222185
I teach 8th grade and I'm going to have my students do this to a Substitute.
sniperslayer95 - July 24, 2011, 5:49 pm, #221841
i wanna do this!
MysteriousWoman5150 - July 22, 2011, 6:24 pm, #221757
Funny as Hell!
Reality Lord - July 22, 2011, 5:33 pm, #221750

nice
Jalozyin - July 22, 2011, 2:08 pm, #221741
Sounds like something I'd do...


THIS GUY HAS SWAG - he also seems confident and happy....




HAPPY HOLIDAYS - May you and yours be touched by his noodly appendage this season


TAGS: happy holidays flying spaghetti monster
Rating: 4.04/5

More motifakes by Budog

FSM - February 15, 2012, 5:10 pm, #229635
.D Pirate Smiley Face! All curse non-belivers!!!
Micamars - December 19, 2011, 10:06 pm, #226752
Some friends of mine were discussing it once, lol
Budog - December 19, 2011, 9:44 pm, #226751
The Church of the FSM is where I did indeed find the picture LOL. I am now waiting anxiously for the Great Marination. May the sauce be with you, ramen.
Micamars - December 19, 2011, 9:28 pm, #226750
I believe this is from the church of the flying spaghetti monster.
falloutghoul - December 19, 2011, 9:04 am, #226723
Wicked picture and awsome pun.
gas - December 17, 2011, 8:37 am, #226683
Ramen


THINGS THAT AMAZE ME - If you say "gullible" slowly, it sounds like you are saying "oranges"


TAGS: gullible oranges things amaze me
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by Budog

robbidos - December 11, 2012, 1:23 am, #241378
bah! you troll, lol


WOMEN - They don't want to hear a man's opinion They just want to hear their own In a deeper voice


TAGS: nagging woman
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Sho

motifayk - July 5, 2013, 9:38 am, #247386
Let me proudly proclaim myself as the privileged 100th voter. 5ho.. is 5ho
Sho - January 29, 2012, 4:37 pm, #228368
Thx all
forseti - January 24, 2012, 1:58 am, #228031
LOL! Even my wife laughed! (in a deep voice of course) 5 lionesses
Reality Lord - January 19, 2012, 5:28 pm, #227772

agreed...this is good.
vulture - January 19, 2012, 5:08 pm, #227770
It can only have been a woman who didn't vote 5L for this!


JOHNNY CASH HOLDING A KITTEN. - Behold the only man who can be a bad ass, christian, country, rock star, kitten lover!


TAGS: johnny cash holding a kitten
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by nicholsjoshua15

CloudchaserS - February 19, 2013, 4:59 am, #243596
I also like Ring Of Fire, both the original and the very well done speed metal version by Acid Drinkers.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 19, 2013, 3:23 am, #243595
Not really but I do sing okay.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 19, 2013, 3:21 am, #243594
Like someone once said misery breeds creativity. Nothing great has ever came from anyone who was too happy.
Silverheart - February 19, 2013, 2:28 am, #243593
We like a lot of the same music. You play?
MissPriss - February 19, 2013, 2:21 am, #243592
Down down down in a burning ring of fire...Anusol can fix that, now on sale at your local pharmacy and Walmart stores. Couldn't resist...yep John was a badass but he went through a lot and over came alot too, and that's what made his music so real.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 19, 2013, 1:01 am, #243591
Ha,ha,ha that's one sad / funny song. My favorite Johnny song is "When The Man Comes Around" that song kicks a**.
CloudchaserS - February 19, 2013, 12:39 am, #243590
I remember a British music magazine doing a list of the 100 greatest song parts. #1 was "My name is Sue! How do you do! Now you gonna die!"
nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2013, 11:53 pm, #243587
I don't like country music either, most of it is just too one dimensional for me, but Johnny was great. Johnny is right up there with The Doors, R.E.M., Nirvana, and Smashing Pumpkins as the best ever(in my opinion)!
Silverheart - February 18, 2013, 11:00 pm, #243585
This is much better. I don't like a lot of country music, but Johnny Cash is great. True American bad-ass.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2013, 9:59 pm, #243583
He was a drug addict, but he stopped and became an anti drug advocate.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2013, 9:58 pm, #243582
I was gonna do "Your Argument Is Invalid", but I decided to give credit where credit is due.
Silverheart - February 18, 2013, 9:38 pm, #243580
At least it wasnt another of those 'your argument is invalid' posters.
PapaFox - February 18, 2013, 9:31 pm, #243579
And drug addict.


BEER FOUNTAIN - Skill Level: German


TAGS: super beer fountain october fest
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by MindBenda

MrDamage - March 5, 2013, 4:51 pm, #244067
So much for the > 16 oz ban :)
calvin5040 - May 16, 2012, 10:50 am, #234720
Skill Level: Alcoholic
MindBenda - February 13, 2012, 7:16 pm, #229543
No of course not, but when they do. They drink out of 4.
forseti - February 13, 2012, 4:13 am, #229471
Germans don't drink beer out of this kind of plastic cups! Pro5t!


IRISH YOGA - It's always good to stretch before a good workout.


TAGS: irish yoga saint patty s day
Rating: 4.23/5

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GaryO - March 15, 2012, 10:36 pm, #231428
Hah! That be kissin’ the blarney sidewalk. Warmin’ up for St Paddy for 5ure. d*** amateur Micks’ll be swarmin’ my favorite haunts.


THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN -


TAGS: dixie living
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Airman

AllegedAccomplice - January 2, 2012, 7:43 am, #227180
You keep on believing that confederate flag BS. We like you haters to stay stupid.
falloutghoul - December 9, 2011, 8:21 pm, #226494
A sad fact about the south is that the confederate flag is preferred over ours.
BOSSthefurry - December 9, 2011, 4:03 pm, #226484
I'm from Tennessee and I just have to say that this is 100% True. It's a shame that Y'all will never know the joy of beein' southern.
Derek - December 8, 2011, 6:16 am, #226448
"Lags", as in: "that girl got lags like a stockin' fulla rocks"
Feasibly - December 7, 2011, 11:13 pm, #226445
And a spare "tar" is what you keep in the car or truck in case you have a flat. ;)


CAPTAIN OBVIOUS - To the rescue?


TAGS: captain obvious dumb superhero internet meme
Rating: 1.71/5

More motifakes by Khatmonsuk

Khatmonsuk - February 13, 2009, 8:53 am, #59294
Hehe okay XD. I will look up perifious and Timmie. I alredy know what fapping and amsome means...sadly (XD).
Culos - February 12, 2009, 7:59 am, #59000
Once upon a time we had the most stupid comment by a guy.girl called Bob. On that day we added the word Bobvious to the Motifake dictionary...You may want to do a search for words like Amsome, Timmie, Fap/fapping and perifious. They too are Motifakenglish
Khatmonsuk - February 12, 2009, 7:49 am, #58996
But I cant help but wondering...Why is he called Bobvious here on MotiFake?
Culos - February 12, 2009, 6:40 am, #58989
No big deal, you're forgiven :-)
Khatmonsuk - February 12, 2009, 6:38 am, #58988
Answer to Culos: Sorry man. I'm pretty new to MotiFake.
Culos - February 12, 2009, 4:11 am, #58972
Try and get it right, on Motifake it's Captain Bobvious!


DRINKING PROBLEM - Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.


TAGS: alcohol milk drinking
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by elixiri

maoworks2 - November 14, 2011, 7:22 pm, #225794
I think I need some milk


HOLD DOWN F11 - I'm going to hell for this. I just know it.


TAGS: yet another quake rocked haiti today the capitol was destroyed damage estimates were in the tens of dollars
Rating: 4.51/5

More motifakes by Dude 4515

Thedge - August 31, 2014, 11:07 pm, #256517
Me too. Once more ! 5 large duck dingi!
JesusWept - November 30, 2012, 8:26 am, #241060
LMFAO!! Good one! 5 pts!
Airman - February 24, 2011, 5:06 pm, #213103
along the same line of thinking.. this really worked well
vasilache - July 5, 2010, 5:07 am, #183338
did you heard about the family that moved from Haiti to Chile? they were afraid of quakes
Hawamleh - June 21, 2010, 9:13 pm, #181113
Sir I would like to High five you for that one.
Produceman117 - February 2, 2010, 6:05 pm, #155794
I'm facepalming with a smile. 5L.
Faceplant31 - February 2, 2010, 5:56 pm, #155790
Thats the point Dr. F
Dr. Festerpus - February 2, 2010, 5:05 pm, #155778
When i did it vista had a f***ing seizure
cheesypoofs - January 28, 2010, 7:33 pm, #155031
thats awesome!
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:12 pm, #154627
One more time...
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:11 pm, #154626
Yes, so BAD!!! So am I!!!!!! LMAO...
Bovee - January 26, 2010, 4:05 pm, #154567
that makes my faves. 5l
myhouseinthewoods - January 26, 2010, 3:16 pm, #154554
very funny stuff you have here
Ed-Hyde - January 26, 2010, 2:02 pm, #154547
Sent this one to everyone in my office. A tragedy at this level, you either laugh or go insane. Since we are all crazy already . . .
Airman - January 26, 2010, 1:15 pm, #154540
this is the funniest one we have seen in quite some time. AMSOME
Faceplant31 - January 26, 2010, 12:56 pm, #154538
This poster is fukcing amsome! Kudos Dude. Worlogog quit being a douche, if you can't find humor in this just STFU and move on!
Lincoln - January 26, 2010, 11:03 am, #154533
f***ing awesome! LMAO
DreMagnum - January 26, 2010, 8:21 am, #154519
Ahhh Worlogog, why ya got to be like that? Its a joke dude.
Worlogog - January 26, 2010, 8:08 am, #154517
Yes. Yes, you are. Ik hope the next 7-9 quake hits your f*cking family.
HareRama - January 26, 2010, 5:54 am, #154505
Haha,hilarious.d***...I laughed too.
Dude 4515 - January 25, 2010, 11:41 pm, #154465
YYYEEEAAAHHH!!!!!!! my first top five poster!
rerun - January 25, 2010, 8:21 pm, #154446

save me a seat Dude4515, I laughed
Claire - January 25, 2010, 7:42 pm, #154432
Hehe.. that was fun. 5L!
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 7:29 pm, #154428
rat bastard!!! now my screen won't quit shaking at richter 7!!
nutsmcbutts - January 25, 2010, 7:11 pm, #154423
classy bro, 5ls on dissun
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:45 pm, #154409
I seriously can't stop doing this.
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:03 pm, #154408
That's hilarious! I keep coming back to this one...5L
BoneCD - January 25, 2010, 5:00 pm, #154406
5 shaking poodles! *now if I could only vote between the tremors*
LogicDude - January 25, 2010, 4:29 pm, #154397
Pour me a beer...I'm right behind you apparently. I LOL'd...
know_it_all - January 25, 2010, 4:15 pm, #154389
holy **** on windows it makes the screen look like an earthquake because it switches from window to fullscreen back and forth really quick. hilarious! gratuitous win, 5/5
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 4:14 pm, #154388
but macs suck
Derek - January 25, 2010, 3:58 pm, #154376
F11 on most Macs turns the sound down.
DreMagnum - January 25, 2010, 3:40 pm, #154373
is it sad I had to hold down f11 just to see what this meant
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 3:35 pm, #154371
LMAO!
zammuelist - January 25, 2010, 2:56 pm, #154369
Nicely done 5/5


WINDOW LICKERS -




THE MARINE PHILOSOPHY -


TAGS: marines military patriotic patriot philosophy
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - August 9, 2013, 11:04 pm, #248513
Thank you.
lgvernon - August 9, 2013, 4:10 pm, #248502

Don't know how I missed this one! 5L~~better late than never.
Nissta - September 10, 2012, 7:16 pm, #239062
Having faced the Marines on exercise in Norway, all I can say is that it was an un-fair fight coz we outnumber them 4-10. Go the Crazyhorses!!


UNDERWORLD - It's like Twilight but with hot chicks and a story..


TAGS: nailer twilight underworld kate beckinsale
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by WillieNailer

maoworks2 - January 5, 2012, 6:56 pm, #227303
Please Bite Me.
pzykosiz - September 7, 2010, 7:13 pm, #192732
nice. 5l's


OSCAR PISTORIUS -


TAGS: your excuse is now invalid
Rating: 4.61/5

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caveman - August 27, 2012, 4:22 am, #238722
Honestly i'm not sure how you would be able to do that, apart from just using a colour printer
martindl34 - August 26, 2012, 10:46 am, #238706
I still want to know how to get a picture of Oscar running for my gym wall just like this one
steve1961 - August 5, 2012, 1:20 pm, #238094
I don't give compliments easily but I love this poster very much. 5 well-deserved lions and I hope you get many more.
CloudchaserS - August 5, 2012, 11:34 am, #238090
I like to think that people like him aren't handicapped. They just have a different way of getting along and doing what they enjoy than the rest of us.


SCHRODINGER'S CAT - Must first fit into the box


TAGS: cat schrodinger physics
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by kc0vbl

run19 - October 24, 2012, 6:19 am, #240139
my roomate's step-sister brought home $20547 a week ago. she is working on the computer and bought a $369500 home. All she did was get blessed and apply the directions explained on this web site http://Run19.com
falloutghoul - September 2, 2012, 7:28 pm, #238841
If I fits, I sits.
gas - September 1, 2012, 10:55 pm, #238825
lol


HERE IS AN OWL IN A HAT - You're argument is invalid


TAGS: owl hat argument invalid
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by motinet

Silverheart - January 18, 2013, 2:02 am, #242579
*your
EmilioDumphque - September 20, 2012, 6:55 pm, #239268
Pretty cunning, huh?
LogicDude - November 17, 2010, 6:27 pm, #202922
O RLY?
culos - November 17, 2010, 10:33 am, #202893
Sorry Mr.M but you're much better than this, I call'm as I see'm
culos - November 17, 2010, 10:32 am, #202892
Oh yeah, very funny and original, a lot of thought must have gone into the text--- 1 L
DonTarsin - November 17, 2010, 6:34 am, #202882
I just love it!
Cubbybear - September 12, 2010, 10:30 pm, #193458
First day of school?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2010, 10:20 pm, #193453
youse crazy Mr.M.....5 owls.
pzykosiz - September 12, 2010, 8:45 pm, #193437
i'm not sure what to say about this
GreyScorpion - September 12, 2010, 7:49 pm, #193425
I love owl posters...5L


FISHING - A great hobby. Just don't let your wife meet your fishing buddies.


TAGS: fishing buddies i love em
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by MustyK

mariand - May 30, 2011, 4:44 pm, #219375
is this a g** test? lol
mariand - May 30, 2011, 4:43 pm, #219374
... the origin of the fish smell
mariand - May 30, 2011, 4:37 pm, #219373
hahaha....great


NARF - it was what pinky said.


TAGS: pinky narf idiot
Rating: 3/5
Ernie - September 6, 2008, 4:11 pm, #19322
And "Poit" and "Zort" and "Troz" and...I know far too much about this for my own good.


NINJA CAT -


TAGS: ninja cat
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by SWyvern

GaryO - March 19, 2014, 9:47 pm, #253703
yup...almost


GEEKS ARE SEXY - And kinky too in their own strange kind of way


TAGS: geeks ***y kink strange
Rating: 4.8/5

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sexleksaker - July 5, 2015, 6:14 pm, #261894
*** toys www.***toyonline.se *** shop ***toyonline.se


ALUCARD WALKS INTO A TWILIGHT CONVENTION - "All I said was that vampires don't sparkle"


TAGS: alucard hellsing vampire
Rating: 3.72/5

More motifakes by Alex

FatherTyme - May 4, 2011, 6:23 pm, #218065
Hmm, I'd love to see Blade AND Alucard cleaning house. @thatonechick, I saw Hellsing, truly bad@$$. He was pwning let and right and not even caring enough to take names :)
boinger - March 9, 2011, 1:23 pm, #213874
vampires actually do sparkle... for .00000000001 seconds b4 they burst into flame
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 9:57 pm, #182198
He'd probably win a race up your parents basement stairs as well.
TheTrashHeap - June 27, 2010, 9:51 pm, #182197
But could he beat you in a spelling bee?
corbett06 - June 27, 2010, 9:49 pm, #182196
that faget edward wouldnt stand a chance in satans hell against alucard
LD0ne - May 7, 2010, 9:52 am, #175008
nice job *applauds* 5 lions
Portgas D. Ace - December 12, 2009, 10:21 pm, #145148
Positive. Edward definiely should meet Alucard *hrhrhr*
angryceltic - December 12, 2009, 12:34 pm, #145112
i did and it was awesome
thatonechick - December 12, 2009, 9:56 am, #145099
Anybody else watch Hellsing? *crickets chirp*


FACEBOOK BARBIE - Looks are deceiving, she is sill using that photo of her from ten years ago




TEXTING WHILE DRIVING KILLS - "unless you're texting for driving tips"


TAGS: texting driving
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by robotdylan

Mystique - April 13, 2012, 9:45 pm, #233222
... so does the distraction of the billboard... ;)
M0rd3kaI - April 12, 2012, 10:15 am, #233079
The very definition of 'Irony' and 'Confusion'
5butjam - April 12, 2012, 8:44 am, #233073
Nah', I'm just a sucker for situational irony,.it's my kind of funny
robotdylan - April 11, 2012, 9:45 pm, #233066
compared to your other comments I think this is where you're being too kind
5butjam - April 11, 2012, 9:31 pm, #233062
5L for this one! I'm just going to be picky and grumble about not capitalising the 'U' in unless... but it was hilarious all the same!


DEADPOOL - Because every life-and-death scenario should have room for some comic relief.


TAGS: deadpool wolverine funny domino warpath vanisher
Rating: 1.86/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

Briton of Rose - June 24, 2009, 1:48 am, #89366
X-Force: Messiah CompleX - part 3
Maggu - June 23, 2009, 9:22 pm, #89331
WHAT COMIC IS THIS FROM?????? cuz deadpool is totally usin a magnum and a**ault rifle from halo


PAIN -


TAGS: man holding his head in pain commi3
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

OmegaReaper - May 23, 2012, 8:37 am, #235009
Since when does mate in that centance mean wife? it means friend -.-
rodangol - January 14, 2012, 3:57 pm, #227587
A wife named Dave :)


DECEPTION -


TAGS: quiet shy determine judging retards
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:05 pm, #244016
hé hé !
Sean - October 14, 2011, 7:06 pm, #225103
Very nicely done. Now I wish even more that the dude wouldn't smirk every time he looks at me.
conundrum - October 14, 2011, 6:32 pm, #225102
Wow! a poster of me! I Like!
Reality Lord - October 14, 2011, 5:39 pm, #225101

lolz...ditto
crankyhead - October 14, 2011, 4:14 pm, #225100
5uperb!


MAWWIAGE - It's what bwings us togevah today.


TAGS: mawwiage princess bride
Rating: 2.83/5

More motifakes by FacelessSailor

Anonymous - November 14, 2008, 5:53 pm, #36406
Wuv... twue wuv...


WHEN YOU'RE SMILING - the whole world smiles with you


TAGS: laughing dog
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Airman

Smokemdanks - June 24, 2012, 3:58 pm, #236576
5L for the killer instinct game in the back =O
ICEMAN - September 2, 2011, 1:53 am, #223858
5 forced smiles.


PRIORITIES -


TAGS: celebrities marines media
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Airman

Tarapin - April 5, 2011, 9:01 pm, #215844
For or against the war, respect these warriors. Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.
scarr3d - March 15, 2011, 1:05 pm, #214327
Hoo-Ah man, Hoo-Ah
Nagard - March 15, 2011, 12:57 pm, #214326
So true... We got something similar in Germany during the past 2 weeks.
clanlessw - March 15, 2011, 11:16 am, #214322
I'm with KSpace....I absolutely oppose the war, but have the utmost respect for those who fight for our countries (I'm Canadian).
Hawamleh - March 15, 2011, 11:11 am, #214320
someone's asking for a ban :D
kryshna - March 15, 2011, 9:21 am, #214317
yeah yeah... just two words: boring...
Kspace - March 15, 2011, 8:34 am, #214315
Whether you oppose or support the war effort, you owe these heroes respect and attention. Semper Fi.
rellik666 - March 15, 2011, 4:46 am, #214313
I've never made a poster and rarely comment,but this sir is truly great.I would salute you if I had the credentials or the right.
TehOz - March 14, 2011, 11:33 pm, #214270
As a marine this will be the last time I ever approve of the word " Marine " being within 10 feet of those 2. GJ BTW
voodoo3535 - March 14, 2011, 9:34 pm, #214261
Actual tears. 5L.
Hawamleh - March 14, 2011, 6:43 pm, #214254
5l
spacedog - March 14, 2011, 5:43 pm, #214242
Episode 3 revolves around a widespread outbreak of syphilis.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2011, 5:38 pm, #214240
I'd pay to see that....I'd pay to see Lindsay do a lot of things as well.
spacedog - March 14, 2011, 5:32 pm, #214238
Can you imagine WTF-Chuck Sheen in the Marines equivalent of boot camp training? I might watch an episode or two of him washing out.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2011, 5:23 pm, #214237
Yeah, but they obviously weren't "winning"........sorry, I had to. 5L
crankyhead - March 14, 2011, 5:10 pm, #214236
Fanta5tic
TheOne - March 14, 2011, 4:54 pm, #214231
Agreed,5L.
spacedog - March 14, 2011, 4:53 pm, #214230
Solid poster Airman. 5L.


VIKINGS - DON'T GET US MAD. YOU WOULDN'T LIKE US WHEN WE'RE MAD.


TAGS: vikings history scandinavia culture barbarians
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by acegik

fgd051943 - December 9, 2013, 11:28 am, #251464
Actually, you wouldn't like them even when they were in a good humor!
sharebear - March 17, 2013, 4:36 pm, #244386
I think they were always mad.
maoworks2 - December 29, 2012, 2:44 pm, #242002
Long Live Odin 5L.


ROFLSTALIN - Little known cousin of ROFLMAO.


TAGS: mao stalin rofl lol roflstalin roflmao roflcopter lolerskates 1337 dr manhattan cousin
Rating: 3.41/5

More motifakes by Dr. Manhattan

Sean - January 13, 2009, 7:09 pm, #51791
P.S.: But on the other hand, Stalin's favorite Stooge was Shemp. So, wadda ya gonna do, eh? Take 'er easssss.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 13, 2009, 7:03 pm, #51788
d*** you Mao!!!! You probably even like the later episodes and series where they meet actual ghosts!! That's insanity, you commie bastards!! Scooby Doo used to be the greatest champion of reason over fear. Scrappy was a worthless punk.
Sean - January 13, 2009, 6:50 pm, #51779
True Story: The Sino-Soviet Split actually occured over the question of whether or not Scrappy-Doo completely ruined the Scooby-Doo Show. Turns out Mao actually liked Scrappy!?!


INDIA, YOU SAY? - Yeah...well...ummh


TAGS: india
Rating: 4.92/5

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MissPriss - February 20, 2013, 12:57 pm, #243645
d*** Ugs....(gasping for a breath) 5L.


KLINGON TURKEYS - Finally, A Thanksgiving Dinner that bites back!


TAGS: klingon turkey turkeys thanksgiving
Rating: 2.84/5

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maoworks2 - November 11, 2011, 10:10 am, #225723
my klingon is a little rusty but 'kabla'


THE MANY MOODS OF FEDOR -


TAGS: mma ufc fedor affliction fight fighting
Rating: 2.7/5

More motifakes by disco

DetectiveArcher - September 25, 2008, 9:26 pm, #23331
I can't wait for him to finish up his new look: Magnum.


VOTING - Is deciding which criminal gets to steal everything you have.


TAGS: politics voting taxes republican democrat
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by CNubel

Brawler - June 10, 2013, 3:03 pm, #246523
Shouldn't this be moved to Politifake?
EmilioDumphque - September 18, 2012, 3:11 pm, #239236
"Democracy is a process by which people are free to choose the man who will get the blame."-- Laurence Peters
cheesefrog - July 9, 2012, 6:27 pm, #237106
i would choose the one on the left
Coombsy007 - August 9, 2011, 7:57 pm, #222805
Yes, its the 5ame here. First post? can't wait to see more
Reality Lord - August 9, 2011, 5:20 pm, #222791

this as a first poster???...awe5ome dude!
gas - August 9, 2011, 1:16 pm, #222777
oh... you meant LITERALLY. lol sorry *whistle*
gas - August 9, 2011, 1:07 pm, #222776
that's exactly what I thought when I read your reply, so I certainly misunderstood you. forget it
Jerk - August 9, 2011, 12:59 pm, #222775
WHAT? that is all.
gas - August 9, 2011, 12:56 pm, #222774
True. If they were left ones they would have at least the detail to ask please to hold up your hands
Jerk - August 9, 2011, 12:30 pm, #222771
That thief has two right hands. You Fail
gas - August 9, 2011, 10:17 am, #222767
5ame thief, different gun
caveman - August 9, 2011, 3:54 am, #222743
ni5e
forseti - August 9, 2011, 3:22 am, #222737
true for every country. 5


BE VEWY VEWY QUIET -


TAGS: women sleeping peace and quiet
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Airman

Whoflungdung74 - September 16, 2013, 7:14 am, #249713
My wife's an Insomniac lol!!
mrbommynuke - October 30, 2011, 11:48 am, #225444
its funny cause it true lol
UlyssesArt - October 27, 2011, 7:08 pm, #225397
lol very good
tellitlikeitis - October 25, 2011, 9:08 pm, #225346
Had to laugh at this one... 5 (more hours of peace for men).
Greeny - October 25, 2011, 8:34 pm, #225344
55555h!
mariand - October 25, 2011, 4:32 pm, #225332
ditto


HAPPINESS - Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy.


TAGS: happiness baby
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by beastmaster

Weatherlawyer - January 10, 2012, 4:23 pm, #227440
Mothers... Just one... ngh... ngheheh... more and she'll ughrghn..ha..nhe... be really happy...nghghghhhaah!
tellitlikeitis - November 29, 2011, 9:58 pm, #226263
No, this is fantastic! So cute.
pugetsound - November 29, 2011, 9:30 pm, #226261
That's really creepy.


MAKE AN INFORMED DECISION -


TAGS: dad daughter dating loaded trigger
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by timmey

M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 11:08 am, #231279
The sound of a soft pack being mounted... bullet chain being entered into the rifle... top cover closing... *click-click* Nighty night son... my M249 just got off of 5afety
carebear - March 13, 2012, 11:06 am, #231226
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 13, 2012, 11:01 am, #231225

I prefer my old satin nickel Colt Model 1911, .45ACP. Actioning the slide has such a crisp, authoritative sound, don't you think? But then I do have that 870 with the entry stock on it,, but it never goes with my outfit, and I worry I'll break a nail.
carebear - March 12, 2012, 12:29 pm, #231110
(carebear BANNED)
artic - March 10, 2012, 2:50 am, #230970
12 Gauge 3" Magnum 385 Grain Power Point Tip Slug. He wont be getting up with one of these to the chest
WellThatSucked - March 1, 2012, 3:39 pm, #230451
got a few bullets caught in my shoulder but i did it
carebear - March 1, 2012, 12:30 pm, #230424
(carebear BANNED)
GySgt1811a - March 1, 2012, 11:28 am, #230416
12 Gauge. 3", #4 buck.
carebear - February 29, 2012, 10:55 pm, #230398
(carebear BANNED)
WellThatSucked - February 29, 2012, 7:16 pm, #230387
challenge accepted


SIMPSONS DEATH NOTE - I'll take a Butterfinger... AND EAT IT!!!!!


TAGS: simpsons death note light yagami misa amane l ryuk b***erfinger anime manga
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by jalford

bugmenot - January 3, 2011, 6:03 pm, #209054
simpsons were yellow... this is definitely futurama death note
tehsupercheez - October 3, 2009, 12:07 am, #123463
JUST. f***ING. EPIC.
Jesus - August 8, 2009, 12:09 am, #105845
This looks more like Futurama. Even though the same person draws them, the style is a little different. In the Simpsons, everyone has very big circle eyes and usually no eyelashes.
Nice! - July 25, 2009, 1:12 am, #99782
Ha, very amusing. I like it!


SH*T HAPPENS - sometimes really really fast


TAGS: car toilet driving truck bridge
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by suzieq

suzieq - January 25, 2012, 10:41 pm, #228113
thanks all. dj, marian is pissed because he was driving around in his red Alfa and then just when he was passing below a bridge... and on top on that someone sh** a picture of it... and then it went up on MF... man, talk about BLACK CAT B*TCH BAD LUCK !
GySgt1811a - January 24, 2012, 1:12 pm, #228037
I just feel sorry for the Alfa!
CROM - January 24, 2012, 7:31 am, #228033
Nice 5L's
rockntractor - January 24, 2012, 1:40 am, #228029
A matter of perspective, an optical illusion. It will clear.
djrcreative - January 23, 2012, 11:46 pm, #228025
Well, good to know you at least have one. ;) LOL! That's a bit harsh, though, don't ya think? It's far superior to those that would be caption elsewhere with just a title "WAIT FOR IT." *gags* And, 10 feel it's net a 4.5, so... *shrug*
mariand - January 23, 2012, 6:26 pm, #228000
DJ, I respect people's opinion, but the picture is stupid and the text line is so obvious that my brain is revolted...
djrcreative - January 23, 2012, 6:13 pm, #227997
This poster is hilarious. I'd so love to see the "after" ph**o. :o
mariand - January 23, 2012, 5:11 pm, #227990
suzie, you are lucky that my principles doesn't let me vote for posters that I dislike...


TROLLING - An art form.




CURSES - Foiled again!


TAGS: curses foiled again
Rating: 3.36/5

More motifakes by apauling

Rod - November 4, 2009, 9:06 pm, #134198
A practical joke that shields from EMP!
amina - February 11, 2009, 11:11 pm, #58949
i thought this one was pretty funny XD
yon - January 5, 2009, 12:23 am, #49319
NO!! Bad Bad apauling puns are not funny!
dunc - November 16, 2008, 3:21 pm, #36852
...f*** you
wann1e - June 9, 2008, 8:22 pm, #5444
so funny!


I -


TAGS: reading glasses
Rating: 4.49/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Coombsy007 - August 29, 2011, 6:23 am, #223664
It'5 very annoying isn't it
the1stCOMMI3 - August 27, 2011, 8:31 pm, #223604
ironically, I made this the same day I got my glasses
Sho - August 27, 2011, 8:29 pm, #223603
LOL. nice one man. Funnier than my 'I' posters. 5L


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