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In Demotivational Poster


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Waldo finds YOU


TAGS: waldo soviet russia finds you punisher kevin nash
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Jake Eagle

WTF - September 28, 2009, 1:55 pm
I searched "soviet", "russia" and "waldo". I don't see anything remotely similar from any of the searches.
El Camaron - September 26, 2009, 7:55 pm
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA XD
:P - September 4, 2009, 11:23 am
and smashes your face in.
CANADA - August 28, 2009, 8:14 am
this one kinda already exists, different pic of the same guy doing a falcon punch on the punisher. same words
leeeblinga - August 28, 2009, 7:40 am
That is f***ing funny!
BongoBongo - August 28, 2009, 5:43 am
"punisher" was **** movie


STOP CLUBBING, BABY SEALS - Once again, punctuation makes all the difference ...


TAGS: stop clubbing baby seals punctuation
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Budog

Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:44 am
Would it be copyright infringement if I used that joke on someone? I'll have it back by Tuesday.
Budog - March 21, 2012, 3:09 am
No, I just found the picture...
patchu - March 18, 2012, 3:59 pm
Did you do the ph**oshop on this yourself? It's genius!
FSM - February 14, 2012, 4:22 pm
A baby seal walks into a club.
MrFurry - February 9, 2012, 7:11 am
clubin just got ***y
MrFurry - February 9, 2012, 7:11 am
clubin just got ***y
Budog - February 8, 2012, 2:06 pm
Thank you... 8)
motinet - February 8, 2012, 2:04 pm

Aaaaaan Budog takes the top spot on motifake. nicely done
forseti - February 7, 2012, 1:07 am
"innocent creatures, and whales"??? So whales are guilty? STOP BEING GENERALIZING! Some whales aren't guilty!
tellitlikeitis - February 6, 2012, 8:20 pm
Brillant... love it. Their such beautiful creatures. And a big thank to one man called Paul Watson who's mission in life is to save innocent creatures, and whales, etc.
BeNiceToMe - February 6, 2012, 11:55 am
please don't. st5p :)
forseti - February 6, 2012, 8:02 am
5 Canadian Clubs! 118360 :D


SUCCESS -




FASCISM - "When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross." - Sinclair Lewis 1835


TAGS: sarah palin flag fascist cross republican
Rating: 3.08/5

More motifakes by protocol6

culos - November 9, 2010, 7:27 am
"To err is human; to forgive is interplanetary"
Aplonis - November 9, 2010, 7:05 am
If Lewis is unsuitable, perhaps we should take our cues from a three-times divorced drug addict like Rush Limbaugh...
DaveGeek - November 2, 2010, 4:39 pm
Seriously though, the date is wrong. Hell it's attributing a quote to Sinclair Lewis 50 years before he was born.
DaveGeek - November 2, 2010, 4:37 pm
I love it when someone says Nazi=Socialist because they called themselves National Socialists. I guess North Korea is a democracy then as they call themselves a Democratic Peoples Republic. The Nazis killed communists and socialists and any other enemies.
DreMagnum - April 13, 2010, 7:38 pm
http://cdevers.posterous.com/when-fascism-comes-to-america-it-will-be-wrap stolen, or no?
Big_Teddy - November 16, 2009, 7:05 pm
Wrong century but the truth still stands
James Lowe - July 26, 2009, 10:08 pm
I believe it's Obama's head that should be there.... BOOO!!
Cheech - May 11, 2009, 8:43 pm
Nice ph**o chop, ***k.
Sam Dalton - April 17, 2009, 11:18 pm
She's too stupid to be fascist. Heck, she probably doesn't even know what the word means.
Christopher J Noel - March 26, 2009, 4:58 am
Fascism and Nazism are two distinct ideologies. Italy, and Vichy France were Fascist states, Germany was Nazi. The NSDAP was definitely not liberal socialist, Killahippy; you have a lot of reading to do.
Overlord Douchebag - November 5, 2008, 10:48 am
That guy had some big-ass ears.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 28, 2008, 12:30 am
killahippy, you might want to clean out your bong. I think the CIA replaced your pot and your frop with moose pubes and tundra moss. sigh. I almost miss Ross Perot.
KILLAHIPPY - October 28, 2008, 12:17 am
FACISM: When facism comes it will be wrapped in a red flag holding the ACLU law book. Oh wait, that is Obama's make shift flag, nevermind. Let's review, Nazi's were facist = Facist = National SOCIALIST PARTY = LIBERAL SOCIALIST. good day.
bipolar2 - October 27, 2008, 1:45 pm
the date is 1935. the attribution to Lewis is uncertain. Palin is exactly as described.
Sean - October 25, 2008, 8:32 pm
I see what yer doin' thar ... but Tom is unintentionally hilarious. Let's let him go on some more. Ga 'head, Tom, ga 'head.
Devro - October 25, 2008, 7:30 pm
Yeah. A logical fallacy for sure. Toms obviously a f***ing idiot so "everything he says should be ignored".
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 25, 2008, 2:06 pm
Isn't that an ad hominem attack?
Tom Graham - October 25, 2008, 11:20 am
Coming from a twice divorced alcholoic, I'd say what Lewis says totally misses the mark and doesn't apply here.


HOLD DOWN F11 - I'm going to hell for this. I just know it.


TAGS: yet another quake rocked haiti today the capitol was destroyed damage estimates were in the tens of dollars
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Dude 4515

Thedge - August 31, 2014, 11:07 pm
Me too. Once more ! 5 large duck dingi!
JesusWept - November 30, 2012, 8:26 am
LMFAO!! Good one! 5 pts!
Airman - February 24, 2011, 5:06 pm
along the same line of thinking.. this really worked well
vasilache - July 5, 2010, 5:07 am
did you heard about the family that moved from Haiti to Chile? they were afraid of quakes
Hawamleh - June 21, 2010, 9:13 pm
Sir I would like to High five you for that one.
Produceman117 - February 2, 2010, 6:05 pm
I'm facepalming with a smile. 5L.
Faceplant31 - February 2, 2010, 5:56 pm
Thats the point Dr. F
Dr. Festerpus - February 2, 2010, 5:05 pm
When i did it vista had a f***ing seizure
cheesypoofs - January 28, 2010, 7:33 pm
thats awesome!
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:12 pm
One more time...
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:11 pm
Yes, so BAD!!! So am I!!!!!! LMAO...
Bovee - January 26, 2010, 4:05 pm
that makes my faves. 5l
myhouseinthewoods - January 26, 2010, 3:16 pm
very funny stuff you have here
Ed-Hyde - January 26, 2010, 2:02 pm
Sent this one to everyone in my office. A tragedy at this level, you either laugh or go insane. Since we are all crazy already . . .
Airman - January 26, 2010, 1:15 pm
this is the funniest one we have seen in quite some time. AMSOME
Faceplant31 - January 26, 2010, 12:56 pm
This poster is fukcing amsome! Kudos Dude. Worlogog quit being a douche, if you can't find humor in this just STFU and move on!
Lincoln - January 26, 2010, 11:03 am
f***ing awesome! LMAO
DreMagnum - January 26, 2010, 8:21 am
Ahhh Worlogog, why ya got to be like that? Its a joke dude.
Worlogog - January 26, 2010, 8:08 am
Yes. Yes, you are. Ik hope the next 7-9 quake hits your f*cking family.
HareRama - January 26, 2010, 5:54 am
Haha,hilarious.d***...I laughed too.
Dude 4515 - January 25, 2010, 11:41 pm
YYYEEEAAAHHH!!!!!!! my first top five poster!
rerun - January 25, 2010, 8:21 pm

save me a seat Dude4515, I laughed
Claire - January 25, 2010, 7:42 pm
Hehe.. that was fun. 5L!
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 7:29 pm
rat bastard!!! now my screen won't quit shaking at richter 7!!
nutsmcbutts - January 25, 2010, 7:11 pm
classy bro, 5ls on dissun
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:45 pm
I seriously can't stop doing this.
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:03 pm
That's hilarious! I keep coming back to this one...5L
BoneCD - January 25, 2010, 5:00 pm
5 shaking poodles! *now if I could only vote between the tremors*
LogicDude - January 25, 2010, 4:29 pm
Pour me a beer...I'm right behind you apparently. I LOL'd...
know_it_all - January 25, 2010, 4:15 pm
holy **** on windows it makes the screen look like an earthquake because it switches from window to fullscreen back and forth really quick. hilarious! gratuitous win, 5/5
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 4:14 pm
but macs suck
Derek - January 25, 2010, 3:58 pm
F11 on most Macs turns the sound down.
DreMagnum - January 25, 2010, 3:40 pm
is it sad I had to hold down f11 just to see what this meant
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 3:35 pm
LMAO!
zammuelist - January 25, 2010, 2:56 pm
Nicely done 5/5


FINALS WEEK -


TAGS: finals sleep deprivation
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Airman

nicholsjoshua15 - March 2, 2013, 9:20 pm
The librarian walks over to her, sticks his finger in her. She screams, slaps him, and runs away. The librarian yells "She's still alive!"
autumnspirit - December 17, 2010, 12:05 pm
Added to faves! lol 5 Naps!
guyfox - December 15, 2010, 8:23 pm
oh how true
Donkasaurus - December 15, 2010, 7:04 pm
#1 - yes it is 5L! #2 I love leggings...5L!


THE HOT CRAZY SCALE - A girl is allowed to be crazy, as long as she is equally hot


TAGS: how i met your mother barney stinson h** crazy scale
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by olivia

76 - July 18, 2009, 9:57 pm
Plus script.
rerun - February 14, 2009, 11:43 am

Ummm, I think they call it "Acting"...
Scorpio7 - February 14, 2009, 11:26 am
How the Hell would Neil Patrick Harris know? He's been in a committed g** relationship with stage and screen actor David Burtka, since 2004.


CLINT EASTWOOD - The Boogie Man may check his closet for Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Clint Eastwood.


TAGS: clint eastwood chuck norris badass
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Dagger323

manos - February 4, 2014, 6:42 am
how effin true! if you hadnt made this poster i would. eastwood is a leage of his own
Valymar - December 26, 2012, 10:09 pm
Arrrr, I love Clint Eastwood. Thanks for this. :)
Dagger323 - October 21, 2011, 12:26 am
Thank you x 6 XD
Tarapin - September 25, 2011, 4:46 pm
And Clint checks his lawn for "d*** Kids"
Dagger323 - September 24, 2011, 5:51 am
Glad you enjoyed it :D
ladystarscream - September 24, 2011, 2:38 am
i like this one!!!
ICEMAN - September 23, 2011, 1:47 am
Nice x 5.


NICE TRY - You thought you could escape from the kitchen didn't you?


TAGS: sammiches not being made wtf
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Togekiss

blesic - September 20, 2014, 12:06 pm
Very funny.
maoworks2 - November 28, 2011, 10:07 am
Get THE Chain For The Bed


CREEPERS - No-one is safe!




GINGER KIDS - When will they find a cure?




MIND READER - ...how does he know, how does he KNOW?!?!?


TAGS: mindreading prediction
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by SRD

tomyironmane - July 24, 2013, 3:41 pm
YOU! YOU! SWEET JESUS H. ***DANCING CHRIST! YOU! NOT "U!" AARGH!
shamurai69 - June 29, 2012, 6:06 am
Ha!


AWESOME - No matter what you do, you will never be as awesome as Bat-Vader


TAGS: bat vader friggin awesome eh
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Kspace

fascistfrenchman - June 2, 2016, 9:26 pm
Looks like Darth Shredder.
Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 12:50 pm
Cracktastic!
falloutghoul - April 17, 2012, 7:12 pm
Naaa Naaa Naaa, Naa Na-Naaa Naa Na-Naaa...


EPIC FAILURE - I hope you lost a bet. And even then, YOU DON'T BET INK!


TAGS: owned fail ink tattoo tatoo my little pony wolverine
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

bill - October 19, 2009, 4:09 pm
lol, tatoo removal is advirtised at the side of my comp
RushReference - June 9, 2009, 2:45 pm
The best part about ink is that you get to live with your genius moments for the rest of your life...


THE CAVE OF KYRE BANORG -


TAGS: holy grail sharp pointy teeth
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Airman

natsumerio - January 14, 2012, 3:47 pm
Hilarious pic, but too bad that some HUMAN actually THREW a DEAD rabbit at Mr kitty cat. What, you think that that human just took that picture at just the right time by ACCIDENT?
MetalliTool - November 10, 2011, 10:51 pm
With big pointy teeth!


THAT WAS CLOSE - she almost dropped the phone


TAGS: bad parenting
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Airman

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 27, 2013, 2:14 pm
Meanwhile, elsewhere, child protective services is giving a parent the third degree for telling their chid to sit in the corner.
DonnieBluesky - January 29, 2013, 5:26 pm
Censored, huh? Whatta beech!
DonnieBluesky - January 29, 2013, 5:26 pm
Whatta b****!
buggy - December 24, 2012, 1:11 am
Selfish....
ughomer - October 9, 2012, 7:40 pm
One of your best!
JesusWept - October 7, 2012, 1:25 pm
Well, she's blonde XD
RONHUSTLEMAN - October 4, 2012, 9:23 am
Hilarious!!!
WTFO - September 30, 2012, 11:47 pm
Are you kidding???!!! Honestly, leopard print is so 1990s.
Krissie - September 30, 2012, 2:57 am
Seriously?? wow...stupid woman
Bolverk3778 - September 15, 2012, 5:46 pm
For God's sake (and the child's) Get a hands free headset woman!!
voodoo3535 - September 14, 2012, 3:22 pm
Yeeeccch


UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS FA-18 FIGHTER - Awesome has a new flavor.


TAGS: united states marine corps fighter jet awesome flavor
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

Zed - November 23, 2009, 6:31 pm
5 lions, Todd, 5 lions.
Ed-Hyde - November 23, 2009, 2:05 pm
EPIC!!! Forwarding this to all hands at the air station.


THAT WORD - I do not think it means what you think it means


TAGS: inigo montoya word think means princess bride mandy patinkin
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by DScottHewitt

Claire - December 13, 2009, 6:24 pm
I always make good points lol. I thought I had confused Inigo's lines or something.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 6:01 pm
Claire makes a good point.
Claire - December 13, 2009, 5:53 pm
OHHH inconceivable. Then you shoulda had a picture of the other guy. Don't confuse me like that.
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2009, 5:29 pm
You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm
d*** you GS!...You killed my father! Prepare to die!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm
Inconceivable!
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm
Inconceivable
Claire - December 13, 2009, 5:16 pm
What word? Inigo Montoya?


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Dance breaks YOU!


TAGS: holy crap not another internet meme
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

agdaniele - May 15, 2010, 1:06 pm
If you can't do a "Soviet Russia" poster to this quality, please don't try.
Arnaldo - November 16, 2009, 10:04 am
Perfect reversal
LogicDude - July 20, 2009, 8:44 am
I've tried to get away from overused memes but this one just screamed out "Da!"...
agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 10:15 pm
GTFO! You managed to make an "in soviet russia" poster that kills! LD... what can I say? Excellent!!!
BoneCD - July 18, 2009, 10:07 pm
5 Poodler LD
Woody - July 18, 2009, 3:43 pm
Ok.... you got me, why in the hell are you putting this **** on here??


UNDERSTANDING WOMEN - Volume One


TAGS: women understanding volume one
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

Swampfox - February 7, 2014, 5:15 am
I was enjoying the show...
Sho - February 6, 2014, 2:36 am
XD
lgvernon - February 5, 2014, 9:23 pm

Thanks for commenting on this, Steve; I missed it. This problem has been solved.
steve1961 - February 5, 2014, 8:12 pm
Who rants over a 2-3 year old poster? Call me ***ist but when are trolls female? And with a name like whatevergirl, shouldn't she be more like 'whatever?' and less psycho-lizzie-borden?
manos - February 5, 2014, 6:02 pm
what's up little biatch? were you b***hurt? any mature woman would laugh with this...
Swampfox - December 12, 2013, 3:34 pm
...or a tampon?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2013, 12:18 pm
Oh sweety, who hurt you? Can we get you a tissue? Or a midol?
GaryO - December 12, 2013, 8:58 am
Beggin’ strip?
thatonechick - December 12, 2013, 8:52 am
We'll see. :)
thatonechick - December 12, 2013, 8:51 am
Listen here, wench, I think we all agree that you don't wanna be here and we don't want you here. Why don't you go away while the grownups talk? Come back when you grow a sense of humor.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2013, 8:14 am
Lots of people these days, the site has changed a lot. But it's good to see you back, I hope you stick around.
Greeny - December 12, 2013, 5:40 am
Your hair looks nice
whatevergirl - December 12, 2013, 3:57 am
To the two faggots that replied to me and to anyone else who replies to me. I will still be right no matter what you say, You leaving areply (no matter what it says) means you agree with me, You're not worth anything to anyone, And you all need to die.
thatonechick - December 11, 2013, 11:23 pm
Who else gets on Motifake and tells people to calm down?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 11, 2013, 8:02 pm
Hey you...If that's you. How have you been?
thatonechick - December 11, 2013, 6:58 pm
Calm down, yo. It's not that bad
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 11, 2013, 6:48 pm
LMAO!
spacedog - December 11, 2013, 5:52 pm
See you in another 28 days.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:45 pm
And don't bother leaving a reply to me, Because I won't bother to read it. I'll still be right and you'll still be wrong. And that's the truth.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:43 pm
Retarded good for nothing guy as usual. You only think that because you don't think at all.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:41 pm
We're not. Guys are and they always will be, and you just proved that. So, f*** off, get cancer and die (Just like all guys should) I'm right.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:41 pm
Which makes them stupid. And doing douchebag **** like this to females, Just proves my point.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:40 pm
Again, You're Retarded. just like every guy.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:39 pm
Says the guy who'll never get ***. :P
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:39 pm
Retarded good for nothing guy as usual. You only think because you don't think at all.
Swampfox - December 4, 2013, 4:57 am
If girls weren't such dingbats ...
rerun - December 3, 2013, 8:04 pm

guys aren't stupid, we just tend to think with the wrong head
whatevergirl - December 2, 2013, 9:17 pm
Only retards think this is funny. It's not our fault that guys are stupid.
rasicar - May 20, 2011, 5:36 pm
That's Cliff's Notes...
longnose - May 19, 2011, 8:30 am
LOL!!!!! nice one
steph1 - May 17, 2011, 5:05 am
this looks like the small print edition - the complete set is 36 volumes - good luck


M16 -


TAGS: m16 marine
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by dporter8462

NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 8:50 pm
I understand that with the insertion of one small, machined metal piece... it'll pew-pew until it's all pewed-out!
Rick69 - February 10, 2016, 2:12 pm
5 pews to you...
lgvernon - February 7, 2016, 5:35 pm

Showed this one to the husbing, who HATES the M-16. He's still laughing. Shared on FB, where it's rapidly being passed around. Hilarious! 5L and faved.
concern3 - February 7, 2016, 8:47 am
nice work a 5er


SIX-PACK ABS -


TAGS: working men exercise plan humor
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

dy2012 - July 8, 2013, 2:27 am
Six-Pack Lions!
lgvernon - June 29, 2013, 11:39 pm

Oh, yes. Lived and worked on the border for many years.
EmilioDumphque - June 29, 2013, 11:22 pm
Have you ever shaken the hand of a Mexican worker? It's like shaking hands with a stone!
lgvernon - June 29, 2013, 7:40 pm

Thanks, Mao! Of course, my over-active imagination pictured these two leaning onto an ELECTRIC fence~~(BG)
Reality Lord - June 29, 2013, 4:45 pm

Lol
maoworks2 - June 29, 2013, 2:18 pm
This One Is Good, I Gotta Try That LOL.


RULE #4 -


TAGS: daughter dating father rules
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Bruzilla

thevoiceofpie - March 25, 2013, 10:22 pm
the notches in the chokes is a Browning thing, so i`d guess its a Browning...
dragonjimm - May 11, 2012, 8:19 pm
note the chokes in the end. denotes a quality sporting gun.the guy probably shoots skeet, so running wont help.
GaryO - May 11, 2012, 9:24 am
I agree, spy, but if the ol’ man is anything like I was, he’s got his foot on the lad’s neck, giving it the appearance of a side by side. Either way, it’s a convincing tool. 5L for the memories, Bruzilla. Cheers.
spypengen - May 11, 2012, 8:25 am
side by side configuration looks better than the over under configuration above but 5L anyway
SteveFurlong - May 10, 2012, 8:17 pm
5L for wholehearted approval. I have a pretty daughter. And a 12 gauge.


FALCON PUNCH -


TAGS: falcon punch drink
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by Limeman

HerculesUltimateHero - September 13, 2009, 2:41 pm
FALCOOOOOOOOOOOON PUNCH!!
Katrina - April 1, 2009, 11:26 am
OMG!!! Nice
motifake - February 26, 2009, 1:55 pm

OMG! LMAOOOOO
Fatty - January 26, 2009, 5:04 pm
HA! +5


FACEPALM -


TAGS: diving board pool
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Bull

Jenna3220 - June 4, 2012, 7:27 pm
OUCH! Painful to look at, but hilarious at the same time!
CaptainBaked - March 29, 2011, 6:15 pm
BUHAHAHAHA!!


GOOD DAD -


TAGS: boyfriend daughter interogation heart to heart talk
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - March 19, 2013, 4:41 pm

whoa....haven't chcked on this poster in a year. over 200 shares....lots and lots of proud fathers downloading this one :)
Reality Lord - May 10, 2012, 5:36 pm

look for a pm from me.
jrmcgrath73 - May 9, 2012, 12:35 am
WHERE can I buy this poster?? I really would like to know if anyone can let me know please.. J
Budog - December 4, 2011, 7:50 am
LMFAO! So true, Daddy has guns, guns and Brothers. The little **** doesn't stand a chance! 5L
Wytch - August 10, 2011, 3:48 am
As many Lions as I have Daughters. 5 sir.
bangoskank - October 4, 2010, 1:42 pm
i have 3 daughters and u get 5Ls
5150monkeylove - September 3, 2010, 2:36 am
My whole family loves this!
Faceplant31 - August 23, 2010, 6:35 pm
FUKING SPECTACULAR! 5L
spacedog - August 21, 2010, 7:54 pm
Amsome!
Sho - August 21, 2010, 11:36 am
Looks like Ghost knows what he's doing XD


HE'S CLIMBING YO' WINDOWS - HE'S SNATCHIN YO' PEOPLE UP


TAGS: antoine dodson ra** peter pan
Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by Parizer

440wakeup - December 4, 2010, 11:24 pm
You needed more of the actual quote, repost this with more of the quote . Either way ill be posting this too my facebook page.
pzykosiz - December 3, 2010, 11:16 pm
clever, 4L's
Reality Lord - December 3, 2010, 1:24 pm

although i'm usuall eye to eye with you dude, i'm sorry....this is epic. i 5L'd it.
Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 1:15 pm
The idea of this is rather funny but your execution failed big time.


Demotivation -




DR. SHELDON COOPER -




IT'S COMPLICATED - I now understand that Facebook status option.


TAGS: complicated love cheating facebook
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by HallieMarie

HallieMarie - February 6, 2012, 8:37 pm
Lol, True, it looks like they are!!
TrueGrave - February 6, 2012, 5:47 pm
Are they watching paint dry?
BeNiceToMe - February 6, 2012, 3:21 pm
threesome's up :)


REDNECK MURDERS - Usually go unsolved because 1. There are no dental records 2. All the DNA matches


TAGS: redneck no teeth matching dna
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

nicholsjoshua15 - May 1, 2013, 9:31 pm
Rednecks? These look like Walkers.
Silverheart - December 23, 2012, 1:54 am

Are you be saying that I'm am using improper english? Eh, I never really had very good grammar, I'll admit. But I don't see the fault in this one. Please elaborate RD.
Rudedog - December 23, 2012, 12:26 am
Funny, work on sentence structure


MARRIED LIFE - I don't know about you, but I'm tearin' up a little


TAGS: another inspirational story
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Airman

booger13 - March 29, 2010, 4:16 pm
*cries in joy* *sniffle* why cant i find a woman like that :( Wingman , u are lucky , sir. . . i salute u
The Goat - February 10, 2010, 8:39 pm
I agree - a classic 5L Of course there are worse fates in this world than a lifetime of boinking a gorgeous blonde like the guy in the ph**o!
rerun - February 10, 2010, 7:47 pm

destined to be a classic 5L
R.S.Jake - February 10, 2010, 6:43 pm
I love my Poochie Poo! Honey, beer me! OUCH!
GreyScorpion - February 10, 2010, 6:37 pm
Airman, FTW!!!! 5L+


JEWERINE - Will bring peace to the Middle East


TAGS: x men jew jewish funny mutant wolverine
Rating: 2.52/5

More motifakes by CoryBantic23

MO - May 9, 2009, 5:47 pm
3rd cousin of GI Jew. The greatest American hebrew!
motifake - May 4, 2009, 10:19 pm

LMAO!!!! 5 lions!


PROOF THAT SATAN IS A GINGER - Need I say it more clearly?


TAGS: satan ginger evil
Rating: 3.09/5

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holymoly - March 1, 2012, 1:21 pm
steve buscemi eyes... you can find them pasted over a wide variety of stars and characters. very funny


Kiddie Creativity -


TAGS: kids self expression or brattiness order chaos nathanael west
Rating: 4.38/5

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crankyhead - October 3, 2013, 7:27 pm
Your po5ter is delicious.


HANG IN THERE I SAID!!!!! - Does This Motivate You Yet




FINALLY - A book about understanding women


TAGS: book of understanding women
Rating: 4.44/5

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Titanpb - July 3, 2011, 8:40 pm
this has been done http://www.motifake.com/134859
Sho - June 21, 2011, 6:03 pm
'making sense' mess up their argument***. d*** English fail
Sho - June 21, 2011, 6:02 pm
Don't bother. Women don't let simple things such as 'sense' messing up their argument. They always win
Cyberhagen - June 21, 2011, 1:03 pm
I thought it was the US tax code..
Verdeckt - June 21, 2011, 4:26 am
isn't that just like a woman to point out our short comings.... Stupid evidence :)
DonPandon - June 21, 2011, 1:47 am
so... why do we botter? X_x aaaa!!! I want to understand!!
DonPandon - June 21, 2011, 1:46 am
we won't because they dont want to be understood in the first place =P
steph1 - June 20, 2011, 6:58 am
no matter how many times you guys try (#134859) .....you'll never understand
Verdeckt - June 20, 2011, 6:42 am
*of
Verdeckt - June 20, 2011, 2:54 am
That IS the table if contents
Greeny - June 19, 2011, 9:13 pm
...even the table of contents is messed up
Reality Lord - June 19, 2011, 8:36 pm

...and all the pages are blank.


TRANQUILIZER DARTS - When time outs aren't doing the trick.


TAGS: kids children sleeping
Rating: 4.88/5

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pzykosiz - October 18, 2010, 1:11 am
isn't Elmo nice, he's about to draw a picture on her back
GeorgiZhukov - October 18, 2010, 1:10 am
Looks like my daughter after Christmas. This is 5 defiantly.
Budog - October 18, 2010, 12:55 am
I could of used some of those last night for my Granddaughter...
Mr. Shiny - October 12, 2010, 7:12 pm
lol 5 darts!
Chef - May 13, 2010, 6:43 pm
Awesome! 5Ls... is elmo taking the dart out or pushing it in?
MO - May 13, 2010, 9:16 am
apporves.....that's french for really amsome!
MO - May 13, 2010, 8:55 am
Now this is some funny stuff!! Elmo apporves!!


MARS ROVER'S FIRST PICTURE - I guess we should have known.


TAGS: marvin mars rover
Rating: 4.68/5

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MissPriss - August 6, 2012, 7:18 pm
I saw this in the approval line up and hoped the mods did just that. Laughed so hard cuz only the government could spend so much money for an epic ph**obomb!


THE 90S - You didn't need to tell kids not to try this shit at home. They weren't complete retards back then.


TAGS: looney tunes is the uncontested king
Rating: 4.47/5

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forseti - April 6, 2010, 5:49 am
But I for myself only didn't imitate these actions because they were made by professional stuntanimals!
agdaniele - April 6, 2010, 12:43 am
No, you're not dead.... and only because of those giant springs you tied to your feet!
pieman - April 6, 2010, 12:37 am
d*** it Aggy. Quit giving away my secrets. That umbrella was pretty sturdy looking, and I'm not dead yet.
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 10:28 pm
Any kid or parent who requires a warning before this cartoon has a child that... let's face it... was going to die from stupidity anyhow... probably from leaping off a building Mary Poppins style.
Claire - April 5, 2010, 10:27 pm
I was being facetious.
MrBlack - April 5, 2010, 10:23 pm
I'm aware of that fact; my mother watched reruns of it when she was a child.
Claire - April 5, 2010, 10:08 pm
Actually, it's BECAUSE of us that we need those warnings. (Psst.. that cartoon was around well before the nineties..)


MONDAY - Has Been Cancelled Due To A Lack Of Interest.


TAGS: monday business work job office
Rating: 4.73/5

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5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 11:30 am
Of course you get a 5 from me. Good job!
mariand - November 27, 2011, 10:42 am
cool... I guess we're talking about work
maoworks2 - November 27, 2011, 10:11 am
Mite Has Well Do The Rest Of The Week Too


TWO ANGRY CAMELS IN A TINY CAR -


TAGS: two angry camels in a tiny car your argument is invalid
Rating: 3.25/5

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forseti - April 3, 2010, 6:35 pm
TTH, we all only don't get it... It's funny as hell! - 5 Liars to myself
BoneCD - April 3, 2010, 6:33 pm
it's over rated at 2L
TheTrashHeap - April 3, 2010, 6:31 pm
What do you expect from a guy who made this poster BoneCD?


CAFFEINE - There's nothing like that twelfth cup of coffee in the morning


TAGS: caffeine addict coffee
Rating: 4.75/5

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CloudchaserS - January 15, 2013, 5:22 am
I do have to dissolve them in water sweetened with honey, otherwise they have a bitter peppermint like taste.
Silverheart - January 14, 2013, 7:16 pm

Caffeine pills don't taste that good. Maybe if they made coffee flavored chewables... I'd OD.
PapaFox - January 14, 2013, 6:43 am
Coffee - my favorite food group. :)
CloudchaserS - January 14, 2013, 12:06 am
I don't even do coffee. I just take caffeine pills
Silverheart - January 13, 2013, 10:52 pm

But it's usually the tenth cup that make the shakes go away... Great poster, 5 highly caffeinated Lions


IF WORLD WAR ONE WAS A BAR FIGHT -


TAGS: posted on the net in august 2010 credited to nico as far as i can search back clever a***ogy
Rating: 4.77/5

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wulflyng - April 10, 2013, 3:15 pm
And that's why Canada doesn't drink.
agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 12:54 am
You should drink. Taking this way too seriously.
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am
It's like an individual who doesn't give a crap when his friend harms someone but whem that someone comes for revenge, suddenly it's "Oh no, you can't do that"
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am
I'm probably taking this too seriously, but I never could understand why countries got into it on Serbia's side knowing full well that Serbia murdered Austria's crown prince, his wife and their unborn child.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:21 pm
LOL! WW2 would read about the same... adding the japanese out in the bar parking lot, keying the americans' cars.
pzykosiz - November 8, 2010, 5:09 pm
very nice. 5L's
5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 3:57 pm
This is absolute gold! 5 smashed bottles! I laughed so hard through the whole thing, tears were coming out. May WW2 be just as good. Added to favs as well.
hootizz - November 8, 2010, 3:50 pm
Man, this is the best.., love it..!! can not wait to read the WW2 version...
slumstyle - November 8, 2010, 3:43 pm
haha nice! Now try ww2 =P


GETTING OLD - I remember the words to every song from the 80's, but I forgot why I came into this room.


TAGS: aging sucks
Rating: 4.67/5

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SteveFurlong - August 26, 2012, 11:51 am
I was going to make a pithy comment, but by the time the page loaded I forgot what I was going to say.
WTFO - August 13, 2012, 1:18 am
My first LP was Twisted Sister's Stay Hungry. Still can sing along to every song.
CloudchaserS - August 5, 2012, 11:37 am
Don't Stop Believin' was the first song from the 80's that I memorized (I was 9 when the album came out, it was my first LP)
GaryO - August 5, 2012, 11:21 am
Hey now, the Lassie song made me melancholy when I was a kid (no play on words here)…that heart breaking whistling at the beginning of e-v-e-r-y fricking episode….think I’ll have soup for breakfast this morn…Campbell’s soup
rerun - August 5, 2012, 11:11 am

Jeez.....I gotta tell you everything? The dog is Lassie
GaryO - August 5, 2012, 11:07 am
Bingo!…….huh, ‘bingo’ reminds of a song, but can’t recall that d*** dog’s name for the life of me.


GUINEA SAURUS REX -


TAGS: south park guinea pigs
Rating: 3.42/5

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agdaniele - November 23, 2009, 12:07 am
Bad move, theboss. Too soon to call anything dumb.
DreMagnum - November 22, 2009, 11:28 pm
If you dont understand the joke, dont complain about. Instead, watch Southpark, the startling. Then come back.
theboss - November 22, 2009, 11:27 pm
wow. i cant even describe how dumb this is.
jakegilday - November 22, 2009, 11:21 pm
LOL 5L
shadow warrior - January 27, 2009, 5:12 am
at least it's not a guinea pirate
stans dad - January 26, 2009, 2:43 am
o god!


PIG -


TAGS: pig define plant bacon
Rating: 4.78/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 19, 2013, 8:00 pm
Mmmm, bacon plants.


GINGER IS NOT A HAIR COLOUR - IT'S A LIFESTYLE!!!!!


TAGS: ginger hair colour life style
Rating: 4.15/5

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samjackson - September 8, 2012, 12:29 pm
gotta love him for basically saying f*** you to the haters x x x
Phoesmal - February 24, 2012, 3:05 am
ginger bush :D
maoworks2 - February 22, 2012, 9:28 am
wow 1971


THE LION KING - True story.




HERO -


TAGS: hero marine no regret respect
Rating: 4.9/5

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Reality Lord - December 12, 2011, 7:09 pm

not sure but i recently watched a nightline episode and it may be the marine they featured. the guy's name was dale beatty. i've googled and it does look alot like him.
Reality Lord - December 5, 2011, 12:16 am

i seriously doubt the marine is even aware of this poster.
Reality Lord - December 5, 2011, 12:15 am

check your personal messages for the "how to..."
knots1987 - December 4, 2011, 7:47 pm
how can i order thiese prints for my patients?
Reality Lord - May 27, 2011, 5:56 pm

i'm the creator dude....contact me here through pm's
rerun - May 27, 2011, 5:19 pm

just copy it to your PC, print & use.
Donkasaurus - December 9, 2010, 6:22 pm
This poster makes me want to cry. My best friend Adam was killed in Afghanistan on the 4th and he was sposed to be coming home the 22nd to spend Christmas with his newborn son...a poster that can do that = 5L. n1 Reality Lord
politician2u - December 8, 2010, 11:01 pm
can someone identify this Marine? Please? My company wants to meet him and possibly present him with something.
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 8:26 pm
This poster is great... but you are a very inconsiderate lover.
Reality Lord - September 25, 2010, 7:39 pm

wow...really touched by the comments. ag is right...score is nothing compared to what people say.
deadluvva - September 25, 2010, 8:36 am
Man oh man this one rocked me.............
Faceplant31 - September 24, 2010, 11:34 am
5L
GySgt1811 - September 24, 2010, 10:23 am
(Silent. With an ache in my heart, and more pride than is proper to admit to.)
jameswnash - September 23, 2010, 8:41 pm
HOORAH
CleverUserName - September 23, 2010, 7:35 pm
Excellent. 5L's.
tellitlikeitis - September 23, 2010, 7:29 pm
True patriot, excellent one RL.


Sink Fixed -


TAGS: finally got the sink fixed
Rating: 4.76/5

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maoworks2 - June 14, 2013, 7:37 am
Now That's What I'm Talking About !
Silverheart - June 13, 2013, 4:51 pm

Installed the Jesus Filtration Unit5?


Stupid Is As Stupid Does -


TAGS: safety chainsaw wrong injuries stupidity
Rating: 4.66/5

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MissPriss - October 20, 2013, 1:34 am
Teehee...thanks for the comment.
EnkryptedSpirit - October 18, 2013, 5:00 pm
"half the man he used to be"
MissPriss - June 20, 2013, 12:10 am
Thanks guys for all the comments and gut giggle replies!
Brawler - June 19, 2013, 3:24 pm
Social darwinism works.. :D
JesusWept - June 19, 2013, 4:15 am
Natural selection at it's finest! 5 vasectomies.
GaryO - June 15, 2013, 11:06 am
chain chain chain….chain of fools
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2013, 10:02 am
If the bar is locked he'll be fine. But it's still a dumbass way to start a saw.
RetiredUSNChief - June 14, 2013, 11:24 pm
Yes, he does. But he's also doing a bang-up job of removing stupidity from the gene pool...


DISAPPOINTMENT - Allah told them the truth, but not the whole truth.


TAGS: 72 virgins family guy allah disappointment
Rating: 4.19/5

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WTFO - December 2, 2009, 12:11 am
Nice. 5L.


WIPES A TEAR AWAY -


TAGS: fairy tale happy ending
Rating: 4.91/5

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TheOne - May 25, 2011, 7:01 pm
Says the man who I think to believe has his own personal messages.


SOOTY - Believe in a hero.


TAGS: sooty guinea pig
Rating: 2.74/5

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NREEEOW - February 4, 2009, 11:27 pm
When I screwed 25 guinea-pigs no one cared except the police...
Jason - April 30, 2008, 11:27 pm
BFD he/she who Roams. This Dude did it a tad better. Apply yourself.
Roamer - April 30, 2008, 10:05 pm
Already did it (See Guinea Pigs), but at least it wasn't a d*** overpost into the whole tunnel thing. I only ask that there is always originality (to some degree)


HYSTERECTOMY -


TAGS: look for the silver lining in everything
Rating: 4.58/5

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spacedog - May 3, 2013, 6:32 pm
HA! Old school sandbox or new fangled ballpit?
Reality Lord - September 12, 2010, 8:37 pm

lol


DADD - nuff said


TAGS: dadd dad s against daughters dating
Rating: 4.62/5

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slurzup - December 9, 2011, 6:13 pm
sorry to hear!
Zcorrecttheory - October 10, 2011, 9:21 pm
D: I want my dad to join.


YODA THE PUG - Pooped in your shoe I have ...


TAGS: pug yoda pooped in shoes
Rating: 4.58/5

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tatespa - February 28, 2012, 2:35 pm
Oh man I love that!!!!
carebear - February 27, 2012, 10:55 am
(carebear BANNED)


HOW TO ENJOY A FINE WINE - 1) Open the bottle to allow it to breathe. 2) If it does not look like it's breathing, give it mouth to mouth.




CURBS - They can be treacherous ;)


TAGS: criminal fail
Rating: 4.5/5

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fascistfrenchman - February 16, 2014, 1:01 pm
Please do not spread the compost to make the weeds grow. This article is an internet fake that has been debunked for years.
Swampfox - December 5, 2012, 1:58 pm
Never let the facts get in the way of a good story...
MPsniper - November 22, 2012, 7:54 am
http://www.snopes.com/politics/military/stabbedmarine.asp
ughomer - November 22, 2012, 5:50 am
Gud 1, Papa. 5L
EmilioDumphque - November 22, 2012, 1:37 am
...and the marine got an "extra pocket".
MissPriss - November 22, 2012, 12:43 am
God Bless the men and women of the military now that's serving your country tee hee
Iconoclast - November 21, 2012, 11:02 pm
He's lucky he didn't accidentally fall on his knife and get seriously injured.


GENETICALLY MODIFIED GOODNESS - The Big "M"


TAGS: hands down winner
Rating: 4.74/5

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maoworks2 - October 22, 2012, 5:12 pm
I Worked At A PLaces Next Door To One What A Smell .


YOUR MISSION - Should you choose to accept it


TAGS: mission impossible mind f***
Rating: 4.8/5

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Nighthorder - February 7, 2012, 12:52 am
Thank god for my friends XD and their insane willingness to do whatever
Amren - July 30, 2011, 12:50 pm
I teach 8th grade and I'm going to have my students do this to a Substitute.
sniperslayer95 - July 24, 2011, 5:49 pm
i wanna do this!
MysteriousWoman5150 - July 22, 2011, 6:24 pm
Funny as Hell!
Reality Lord - July 22, 2011, 5:33 pm

nice
Jalozyin - July 22, 2011, 2:08 pm
Sounds like something I'd do...


THIS GUY HAS SWAG - he also seems confident and happy....




FAT PEOPLE - They know how to really live... just not as long.


TAGS: bush h** *** super **** bricks mind f*** emo awesome j******t america
Rating: 2.35/5

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domo - December 31, 2008, 10:45 pm
hahahahahaha


Intelligence -


TAGS: intelligence china submarines military navy
Rating: 4.92/5

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NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 9:02 pm
Hear about the aircraft-carrier China's building? It's first one ever, supposedly... Kust as we're getting a fleet of flying death-rays! NOW who's a threat to whom...?
jinxguy44 - December 4, 2015, 1:04 pm
Chalk one more up for Captain obvious- you'll never know where he'll strike again!!!
JesusWept - December 3, 2015, 5:54 am
Thanks, people :)
concern3 - December 3, 2015, 3:25 am
You nailed it, good one, a 5er
mizzdizz - December 3, 2015, 2:46 am
Dog! too funny! 5 L dropping that stinker! LOL! Made an excellent poster even funnier!
mizzdizz - December 3, 2015, 2:45 am
LOL! I've always wondered it people writing the headlines aren't actually doing this deliberately to see if the editor notices before it gets published? 5 LOL lions!
spacedog - December 2, 2015, 7:38 pm
Ha! That's some in-depth reporting.


HAPPY HOLIDAYS - May you and yours be touched by his noodly appendage this season


TAGS: happy holidays flying spaghetti monster
Rating: 4.04/5

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FSM - February 15, 2012, 5:10 pm
.D Pirate Smiley Face! All curse non-belivers!!!
Micamars - December 19, 2011, 10:06 pm
Some friends of mine were discussing it once, lol
Budog - December 19, 2011, 9:44 pm
The Church of the FSM is where I did indeed find the picture LOL. I am now waiting anxiously for the Great Marination. May the sauce be with you, ramen.
Micamars - December 19, 2011, 9:28 pm
I believe this is from the church of the flying spaghetti monster.
falloutghoul - December 19, 2011, 9:04 am
Wicked picture and awsome pun.
gas - December 17, 2011, 8:37 am
Ramen


THINGS THAT AMAZE ME - If you say "gullible" slowly, it sounds like you are saying "oranges"


TAGS: gullible oranges things amaze me
Rating: 4.24/5

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robbidos - December 11, 2012, 1:23 am
bah! you troll, lol


WOMEN - They don't want to hear a man's opinion They just want to hear their own In a deeper voice


TAGS: nagging woman
Rating: 4.76/5

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motifayk - July 5, 2013, 9:38 am
Let me proudly proclaim myself as the privileged 100th voter. 5ho.. is 5ho
Sho - January 29, 2012, 4:37 pm
Thx all
forseti - January 24, 2012, 1:58 am
LOL! Even my wife laughed! (in a deep voice of course) 5 lionesses
Reality Lord - January 19, 2012, 5:28 pm

agreed...this is good.
vulture - January 19, 2012, 5:08 pm
It can only have been a woman who didn't vote 5L for this!


JOHNNY CASH HOLDING A KITTEN. - Behold the only man who can be a bad ass, christian, country, rock star, kitten lover!


TAGS: johnny cash holding a kitten
Rating: 4.56/5

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CloudchaserS - February 19, 2013, 4:59 am
I also like Ring Of Fire, both the original and the very well done speed metal version by Acid Drinkers.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 19, 2013, 3:23 am
Not really but I do sing okay.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 19, 2013, 3:21 am
Like someone once said misery breeds creativity. Nothing great has ever came from anyone who was too happy.
Silverheart - February 19, 2013, 2:28 am

We like a lot of the same music. You play?
MissPriss - February 19, 2013, 2:21 am
Down down down in a burning ring of fire...Anusol can fix that, now on sale at your local pharmacy and Walmart stores. Couldn't resist...yep John was a badass but he went through a lot and over came alot too, and that's what made his music so real.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 19, 2013, 1:01 am
Ha,ha,ha that's one sad / funny song. My favorite Johnny song is "When The Man Comes Around" that song kicks a**.
CloudchaserS - February 19, 2013, 12:39 am
I remember a British music magazine doing a list of the 100 greatest song parts. #1 was "My name is Sue! How do you do! Now you gonna die!"
nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2013, 11:53 pm
I don't like country music either, most of it is just too one dimensional for me, but Johnny was great. Johnny is right up there with The Doors, R.E.M., Nirvana, and Smashing Pumpkins as the best ever(in my opinion)!
Silverheart - February 18, 2013, 11:00 pm

This is much better. I don't like a lot of country music, but Johnny Cash is great. True American bad-ass.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2013, 9:59 pm
He was a drug addict, but he stopped and became an anti drug advocate.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2013, 9:58 pm
I was gonna do "Your Argument Is Invalid", but I decided to give credit where credit is due.
Silverheart - February 18, 2013, 9:38 pm

At least it wasnt another of those 'your argument is invalid' posters.
PapaFox - February 18, 2013, 9:31 pm
And drug addict.


BEER FOUNTAIN - Skill Level: German


TAGS: super beer fountain october fest
Rating: 4.41/5

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MrDamage - March 5, 2013, 4:51 pm
So much for the > 16 oz ban :)
calvin5040 - May 16, 2012, 10:50 am
Skill Level: Alcoholic
MindBenda - February 13, 2012, 7:16 pm
No of course not, but when they do. They drink out of 4.
forseti - February 13, 2012, 4:13 am
Germans don't drink beer out of this kind of plastic cups! Pro5t!


IRONY - It's a blast.




IRISH YOGA - It's always good to stretch before a good workout.


TAGS: irish yoga saint patty s day
Rating: 4.23/5

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GaryO - March 15, 2012, 10:36 pm
Hah! That be kissin’ the blarney sidewalk. Warmin’ up for St Paddy for 5ure. d*** amateur Micks’ll be swarmin’ my favorite haunts.


THE WEATHER - IT'S RAININ' SIDEWAYS!


TAGS: ollie williams weather raining sideways family guy
Rating: 1.86/5

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BriaHere - July 4, 2009, 8:47 pm
XD I like this guy.
MAC - July 4, 2009, 8:38 pm
sadly.. i memorized that entire conversation.. "Its rainin sideways!" "sounds rough, do you have an umbrella?" "had one!" "where is it?" "inside out 2 miles away!" "is there anything i can do to help" "bring me some soup!" "what kind?" "CHUNKY!"
HtD - December 19, 2008, 8:02 pm
I saw a fish!
George - April 13, 2008, 3:16 pm
HONK HONK! What? FAIL.


THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN -


TAGS: dixie living
Rating: 4.52/5

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AllegedAccomplice - January 2, 2012, 7:43 am
You keep on believing that confederate flag BS. We like you haters to stay stupid.
falloutghoul - December 9, 2011, 8:21 pm
A sad fact about the south is that the confederate flag is preferred over ours.
BOSSthefurry - December 9, 2011, 4:03 pm
I'm from Tennessee and I just have to say that this is 100% True. It's a shame that Y'all will never know the joy of beein' southern.
Derek - December 8, 2011, 6:16 am
"Lags", as in: "that girl got lags like a stockin' fulla rocks"
Feasibly - December 7, 2011, 11:13 pm
And a spare "tar" is what you keep in the car or truck in case you have a flat. ;)


CAPTAIN OBVIOUS - To the rescue?


TAGS: captain obvious dumb superhero internet meme
Rating: 1.71/5

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Khatmonsuk - February 13, 2009, 8:53 am
Hehe okay XD. I will look up perifious and Timmie. I alredy know what fapping and amsome means...sadly (XD).
Culos - February 12, 2009, 7:59 am
Once upon a time we had the most stupid comment by a guy.girl called Bob. On that day we added the word Bobvious to the Motifake dictionary...You may want to do a search for words like Amsome, Timmie, Fap/fapping and perifious. They too are Motifakenglish
Khatmonsuk - February 12, 2009, 7:49 am
But I cant help but wondering...Why is he called Bobvious here on MotiFake?
Culos - February 12, 2009, 6:40 am
No big deal, you're forgiven :-)
Khatmonsuk - February 12, 2009, 6:38 am
Answer to Culos: Sorry man. I'm pretty new to MotiFake.
Culos - February 12, 2009, 4:11 am
Try and get it right, on Motifake it's Captain Bobvious!


THE MARINE PHILOSOPHY -


TAGS: marines military patriotic patriot philosophy
Rating: 4.13/5

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Greybeard - August 9, 2013, 11:04 pm
Thank you.
lgvernon - August 9, 2013, 4:10 pm

Don't know how I missed this one! 5L~~better late than never.
Nissta - September 10, 2012, 7:16 pm
Having faced the Marines on exercise in Norway, all I can say is that it was an un-fair fight coz we outnumber them 4-10. Go the Crazyhorses!!


DRINKING PROBLEM - Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.


TAGS: alcohol milk drinking
Rating: 4.97/5

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maoworks2 - November 14, 2011, 7:22 pm
I think I need some milk


SCHRODINGER'S CAT - Must first fit into the box


TAGS: cat schrodinger physics
Rating: 4.69/5

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run19 - October 24, 2012, 6:19 am
my roomate's step-sister brought home $20547 a week ago. she is working on the computer and bought a $369500 home. All she did was get blessed and apply the directions explained on this web site http://Run19.com
falloutghoul - September 2, 2012, 7:28 pm
If I fits, I sits.
gas - September 1, 2012, 10:55 pm
lol


WINDOW LICKERS -




UNDERWORLD - It's like Twilight but with hot chicks and a story..


TAGS: nailer twilight underworld kate beckinsale
Rating: 4.43/5

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maoworks2 - January 5, 2012, 6:56 pm
Please Bite Me.
pzykosiz - September 7, 2010, 7:13 pm
nice. 5l's


UGLY STEPSISTERS - They're not ugly. They're just drawn that way.


TAGS: ugly wicked evil stepsiter stepsiters cinderella walt disney disneyland
Rating: 2.7/5

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Fatt Matt - July 28, 2009, 12:56 pm
It's funny, I don't even have to wait for the poster to load. See the name - vote it 1...


OSCAR PISTORIUS -


TAGS: your excuse is now invalid
Rating: 4.62/5

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caveman - August 27, 2012, 4:22 am
Honestly i'm not sure how you would be able to do that, apart from just using a colour printer
martindl34 - August 26, 2012, 10:46 am
I still want to know how to get a picture of Oscar running for my gym wall just like this one
steve1961 - August 5, 2012, 1:20 pm
I don't give compliments easily but I love this poster very much. 5 well-deserved lions and I hope you get many more.
CloudchaserS - August 5, 2012, 11:34 am
I like to think that people like him aren't handicapped. They just have a different way of getting along and doing what they enjoy than the rest of us.


FISHING - A great hobby. Just don't let your wife meet your fishing buddies.


TAGS: fishing buddies i love em
Rating: 4.17/5

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mariand - May 30, 2011, 4:44 pm
is this a g** test? lol
mariand - May 30, 2011, 4:43 pm
... the origin of the fish smell
mariand - May 30, 2011, 4:37 pm
hahaha....great


HERE IS AN OWL IN A HAT - You're argument is invalid


TAGS: owl hat argument invalid
Rating: 3.94/5

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Silverheart - January 18, 2013, 2:02 am

*your
EmilioDumphque - September 20, 2012, 6:55 pm
Pretty cunning, huh?
LogicDude - November 17, 2010, 6:27 pm
O RLY?
culos - November 17, 2010, 10:33 am
Sorry Mr.M but you're much better than this, I call'm as I see'm
culos - November 17, 2010, 10:32 am
Oh yeah, very funny and original, a lot of thought must have gone into the text--- 1 L
DonTarsin - November 17, 2010, 6:34 am
I just love it!
Cubbybear - September 12, 2010, 10:30 pm
First day of school?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2010, 10:20 pm
youse crazy Mr.M.....5 owls.
pzykosiz - September 12, 2010, 8:45 pm
i'm not sure what to say about this
GreyScorpion - September 12, 2010, 7:49 pm
I love owl posters...5L


NARF - it was what pinky said.


TAGS: pinky narf idiot
Rating: 3/5
Ernie - September 6, 2008, 4:11 pm
And "Poit" and "Zort" and "Troz" and...I know far too much about this for my own good.


MATH -


TAGS: long equation blindfolded chalkboard commi3
Rating: 4.4/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - December 4, 2011, 3:02 am
*brittish, stupid autocorrect
the1stCOMMI3 - December 4, 2011, 3:02 am
Call it a grittier accent, why not?
Derek - November 28, 2011, 9:10 pm
Didn't teach you Spe = ing


NINJA CAT -


TAGS: ninja cat
Rating: 4/5

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GaryO - March 19, 2014, 9:47 pm
yup...almost


GEEKS ARE SEXY - And kinky too in their own strange kind of way


TAGS: geeks ***y kink strange
Rating: 4.82/5

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sexleksaker - July 5, 2015, 6:14 pm
*** toys www.***toyonline.se *** shop ***toyonline.se


ALUCARD WALKS INTO A TWILIGHT CONVENTION - "All I said was that vampires don't sparkle"


TAGS: alucard hellsing vampire
Rating: 3.75/5

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FatherTyme - May 4, 2011, 6:23 pm
Hmm, I'd love to see Blade AND Alucard cleaning house. @thatonechick, I saw Hellsing, truly bad@$$. He was pwning let and right and not even caring enough to take names :)
boinger - March 9, 2011, 1:23 pm
vampires actually do sparkle... for .00000000001 seconds b4 they burst into flame
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 9:57 pm
He'd probably win a race up your parents basement stairs as well.
TheTrashHeap - June 27, 2010, 9:51 pm
But could he beat you in a spelling bee?
corbett06 - June 27, 2010, 9:49 pm
that faget edward wouldnt stand a chance in satans hell against alucard
LD0ne - May 7, 2010, 9:52 am
nice job *applauds* 5 lions
Portgas D. Ace - December 12, 2009, 10:21 pm
Positive. Edward definiely should meet Alucard *hrhrhr*
angryceltic - December 12, 2009, 12:34 pm
i did and it was awesome
thatonechick - December 12, 2009, 9:56 am
Anybody else watch Hellsing? *crickets chirp*


SPELLING NAZIS - Ever Vigilant


TAGS: spelling nazi nazis grammer nazis emo
Rating: 3.86/5

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zoomer296 - January 22, 2013, 1:00 am
This reminds me of an episode of Becker where he said "NO, THIS ISN'T THE SUICIDE h**LINE! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?! DON'T YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO DIAL A PHONE??!!
agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 9:35 pm
Huge fan of zis motifake.


FACEBOOK BARBIE - Looks are deceiving, she is sill using that photo of her from ten years ago




TEXTING WHILE DRIVING KILLS - "unless you're texting for driving tips"


TAGS: texting driving
Rating: 4.63/5

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Mystique - April 13, 2012, 9:45 pm
... so does the distraction of the billboard... ;)
M0rd3kaI - April 12, 2012, 10:15 am
The very definition of 'Irony' and 'Confusion'
5butjam - April 12, 2012, 8:44 am
Nah', I'm just a sucker for situational irony,.it's my kind of funny
robotdylan - April 11, 2012, 9:45 pm
compared to your other comments I think this is where you're being too kind
5butjam - April 11, 2012, 9:31 pm
5L for this one! I'm just going to be picky and grumble about not capitalising the 'U' in unless... but it was hilarious all the same!


DEADPOOL - Because every life-and-death scenario should have room for some comic relief.


TAGS: deadpool wolverine funny domino warpath vanisher
Rating: 1.86/5

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Briton of Rose - June 24, 2009, 1:48 am
X-Force: Messiah CompleX - part 3
Maggu - June 23, 2009, 9:22 pm
WHAT COMIC IS THIS FROM?????? cuz deadpool is totally usin a magnum and a**ault rifle from halo


PAIN -


TAGS: man holding his head in pain commi3
Rating: 4.73/5

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OmegaReaper - May 23, 2012, 8:37 am
Since when does mate in that centance mean wife? it means friend -.-
rodangol - January 14, 2012, 3:57 pm
A wife named Dave :)


JANGO FETT - Brought a gun to a sword fight.


TAGS: star wars mace windu jango fett jedi kill gun sword lightsaber
Rating: 3.9/5

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Screamin Daemon - September 18, 2009, 2:04 pm
Excellent picture for an old expression. Nice twist.
... - July 5, 2009, 9:18 pm
Well played.


DECEPTION -


TAGS: quiet shy determine judging retards
Rating: 4.89/5

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stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:05 pm
hé hé !
Sean - October 14, 2011, 7:06 pm
Very nicely done. Now I wish even more that the dude wouldn't smirk every time he looks at me.
conundrum - October 14, 2011, 6:32 pm
Wow! a poster of me! I Like!
Reality Lord - October 14, 2011, 5:39 pm

lolz...ditto
crankyhead - October 14, 2011, 4:14 pm
5uperb!


MAWWIAGE - It's what bwings us togevah today.


TAGS: mawwiage princess bride
Rating: 2.83/5

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Anonymous - November 14, 2008, 5:53 pm
Wuv... twue wuv...


WHEN YOU'RE SMILING - the whole world smiles with you


TAGS: laughing dog
Rating: 4.71/5

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Smokemdanks - June 24, 2012, 3:58 pm
5L for the killer instinct game in the back =O
ICEMAN - September 2, 2011, 1:53 am
5 forced smiles.


PRIORITIES -


TAGS: celebrities marines media
Rating: 4.72/5

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Tarapin - April 5, 2011, 9:01 pm
For or against the war, respect these warriors. Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.
scarr3d - March 15, 2011, 1:05 pm
Hoo-Ah man, Hoo-Ah
Nagard - March 15, 2011, 12:57 pm
So true... We got something similar in Germany during the past 2 weeks.
clanlessw - March 15, 2011, 11:16 am
I'm with KSpace....I absolutely oppose the war, but have the utmost respect for those who fight for our countries (I'm Canadian).
Hawamleh - March 15, 2011, 11:11 am
someone's asking for a ban :D
kryshna - March 15, 2011, 9:21 am
yeah yeah... just two words: boring...
Kspace - March 15, 2011, 8:34 am
Whether you oppose or support the war effort, you owe these heroes respect and attention. Semper Fi.
rellik666 - March 15, 2011, 4:46 am
I've never made a poster and rarely comment,but this sir is truly great.I would salute you if I had the credentials or the right.
TehOz - March 14, 2011, 11:33 pm
As a marine this will be the last time I ever approve of the word " Marine " being within 10 feet of those 2. GJ BTW
voodoo3535 - March 14, 2011, 9:34 pm
Actual tears. 5L.
Hawamleh - March 14, 2011, 6:43 pm
5l
spacedog - March 14, 2011, 5:43 pm
Episode 3 revolves around a widespread outbreak of syphilis.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2011, 5:38 pm
I'd pay to see that....I'd pay to see Lindsay do a lot of things as well.
spacedog - March 14, 2011, 5:32 pm
Can you imagine WTF-Chuck Sheen in the Marines equivalent of boot camp training? I might watch an episode or two of him washing out.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2011, 5:23 pm
Yeah, but they obviously weren't "winning"........sorry, I had to. 5L
crankyhead - March 14, 2011, 5:10 pm
Fanta5tic
TheOne - March 14, 2011, 4:54 pm
Agreed,5L.
spacedog - March 14, 2011, 4:53 pm
Solid poster Airman. 5L.


VIKINGS - DON'T GET US MAD. YOU WOULDN'T LIKE US WHEN WE'RE MAD.


TAGS: vikings history scandinavia culture barbarians
Rating: 4.17/5

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fgd051943 - December 9, 2013, 11:28 am
Actually, you wouldn't like them even when they were in a good humor!
sharebear - March 17, 2013, 4:36 pm
I think they were always mad.
maoworks2 - December 29, 2012, 2:44 pm
Long Live Odin 5L.


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